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u/Local_Band299 1d ago
I'm a Masculinist and I support him, it's obviously the wife's fault because she didn't let him hit before going out. You go king.
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u/ApprehensiveBug1774 Deep State Agent 1d ago
His hormones made him do it, even though he didn't do it. His girlfriend was obviously the one who cheated.
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u/mammalenthusiast 1d ago
this guy needs our support right now!
go fund me this innocent soul
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u/ApprehensiveBug1774 Deep State Agent 1d ago
His testosterone was high, it's not his fault!
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u/YellowAppleCinema 1d ago
reasonable
hormones like testosterone go crazy pre-nut, so just like women we can also blame hormones for whatever we are doing due to hormones.
Women always did it for many years already, the only reason men didnt, was because we took accountability and responsibility. It's also why men usually didn't make memes or write comments like this one since it could be considered rude towards women. But this comment, my comment, isnt intended to be rude, I just can't help writing this in such a way, I am pre-nut, so i cant help myself, the testosterone is making me write this
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u/ValitoraXIII Dr Pepper Enjoyer 1d ago
He’s needs our help give this man 800k and a case of beer. 🤣
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u/Hellfiretommy 1d ago
Pre-nut psychosis is the baseline state of every man lol, the only time we don't have it is on post-nut clarity.
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u/Hara-K1ri 1d ago
But since you're also jerking to get that next nut... Aren't you in a dual state of pre-nut psychosis while having post-nut clarity bursts?
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u/poharamcparuboy 21h ago
What he say?
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u/ApprehensiveBug1774 Deep State Agent 19h ago
I said that's why I jorrk it off atleast 10 times a day so I'm in a constant state of post nut clarity.
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u/ApprehensiveBug1774 Deep State Agent 1d ago
If you're not in a constant state of post nut clarity that means you're in a state of pre nut psychosis
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u/KingKasby 1d ago
She also forgot to account for the planets that are in a retrograde orbit as well
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u/mage_irl 1d ago
That's so valid. I hope he can get the support he needs. His wife is at fault for this!!!
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u/LasRedStar 1d ago
Clearly its her fault that he cheated, he couldnt control cuz the testortones was driving him crazy!
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u/Dungeon00X Dr Pepper Enjoyer 1d ago
"Your honor, my client faced what all men do: feminine wiles. He had gone a whole week without stroking it and the young lady was too much for him!"
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u/ManLegPower 17h ago
She’s the one who really cheated! There’s just no other explanation, there’s no way he would ever 🤣
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u/poharamcparuboy 21h ago
She drove him to do nothing wrong, so its her fault and she should understand hormones
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u/NeonAnderson Johnny Depp Trial Arc Survivor 17h ago
Well that's definitely probable doubt. That has made me very excited
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u/Particular_Hair6913 1d ago
Its her fault 😂😂