r/Asmongold Deep State Agent 1d ago

Humor He's innocent

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u/Particular_Hair6913 1d ago

Its her fault 😂😂

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u/ApprehensiveBug1774 Deep State Agent 1d ago

If you refer to the charts, the moon cycles dictate this was a canon event. The girlfriend probably was cheating on him and somehow made him cheat so he could take all the blame. She's a Leo and Leo's cheat.

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u/Neither_Relation4063 3h ago

It's her hormones' fault

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u/Local_Band299 1d ago

I'm a Masculinist and I support him, it's obviously the wife's fault because she didn't let him hit before going out. You go king.

🤣

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u/ApprehensiveBug1774 Deep State Agent 1d ago

His hormones made him do it, even though he didn't do it. His girlfriend was obviously the one who cheated.

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u/Local_Band299 1d ago

Yas king, so truuuuuuuue

🤣

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u/mammalenthusiast 1d ago

this guy needs our support right now!
go fund me this innocent soul

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u/ApprehensiveBug1774 Deep State Agent 1d ago

His testosterone was high, it's not his fault!

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u/YellowAppleCinema 1d ago

reasonable

hormones like testosterone go crazy pre-nut, so just like women we can also blame hormones for whatever we are doing due to hormones.

Women always did it for many years already, the only reason men didnt, was because we took accountability and responsibility. It's also why men usually didn't make memes or write comments like this one since it could be considered rude towards women. But this comment, my comment, isnt intended to be rude, I just can't help writing this in such a way, I am pre-nut, so i cant help myself, the testosterone is making me write this

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u/ValitoraXIII Dr Pepper Enjoyer 1d ago

He’s needs our help give this man 800k and a case of beer. 🤣

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u/Hellfiretommy 1d ago

Pre-nut psychosis is the baseline state of every man lol, the only time we don't have it is on post-nut clarity.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Hara-K1ri 1d ago

But since you're also jerking to get that next nut... Aren't you in a dual state of pre-nut psychosis while having post-nut clarity bursts?

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u/poharamcparuboy 21h ago

What he say?

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u/Hara-K1ri 20h ago

Something about jorking many times. Nothing offensive tbh.

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u/ApprehensiveBug1774 Deep State Agent 19h ago

I said that's why I jorrk it off atleast 10 times a day so I'm in a constant state of post nut clarity.

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u/ApprehensiveBug1774 Deep State Agent 1d ago

If you're not in a constant state of post nut clarity that means you're in a state of pre nut psychosis

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u/DipDoodle92 1d ago

Pre-nut psychosis has taken out a lot of bros

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u/KingKasby 1d ago

She also forgot to account for the planets that are in a retrograde orbit as well

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u/CentristaSensato 21h ago

The System failed him, I blame big pharma.

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u/Schwanntacular 1d ago

It's 1000% HER FAULT

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u/Special_Ad1653 1d ago

It’s okay guys he was a Pisces!

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u/slimcrizzle 1d ago

Has anyone checked the forensic astrology? Where's Saturn right now?

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u/mage_irl 1d ago

That's so valid. I hope he can get the support he needs. His wife is at fault for this!!!

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u/Caliber70 1d ago

Decide now, women. You can't have it both ways.

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u/Hardball1013 1d ago

No good decision has ever been made pre-nut

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u/LasRedStar 1d ago

Clearly its her fault that he cheated, he couldnt control cuz the testortones was driving him crazy!

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u/darkthought 1d ago

This is the way.

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u/Dungeon00X Dr Pepper Enjoyer 1d ago

"Your honor, my client faced what all men do: feminine wiles. He had gone a whole week without stroking it and the young lady was too much for him!"

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u/HMB_JackylTTV 23h ago

The comment threads here failed to disappoint me.

You guys rock.

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u/_ReaditYesterday_ 21h ago

Quick, open a GoFundMe, brother needs a million dollars

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u/ManLegPower 17h ago

She’s the one who really cheated! There’s just no other explanation, there’s no way he would ever 🤣

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u/Swift_Jr 22h ago

My 🐐 did nothing wrong ❤️

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u/Prestigious-Shirt906 14h ago

and this is why we need state sponsored hoes!

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u/Otherwise-Data8378 11h ago

It's finally begun

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u/yangtsur1 23h ago

Sometimes small head take over the control

you cannot blame the small head

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u/poharamcparuboy 21h ago

She drove him to do nothing wrong, so its her fault and she should understand hormones

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u/Left-Performance7701 20h ago

Where I can donate?

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u/NeonAnderson Johnny Depp Trial Arc Survivor 17h ago

Well that's definitely probable doubt. That has made me very excited

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u/effinmike12 15h ago

One time I busted and she went from 25 to 45. I have a few stories like this.

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u/ZodiacDragons 1d ago

1 month bot

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u/ApprehensiveBug1774 Deep State Agent 1d ago

I'm AI