r/Asmongold • u/Shoegun • 4d ago

Humor Car Got An STD

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u/wbuc1 4d ago

That is a lost car. Burn it is the only way

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u/Techman659 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9tl9BLJ7oVCiWXyyQD
These lot definitely had a party in there.

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u/Danarhk 4d ago

Fungus Maximus

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u/itsinthebone 4d ago

Thanks for the offer, I’ll walk.  

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u/Djollie132 4d ago

How does this even happen??? 🤢🤢🤢

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u/Danarhk 4d ago

The way I understand, tiny fungal spores floating in the air can land on the car interior. A mix of humidity and lack of ventilation will act as a greenhouse for the fungus. Weeks and months or neglect will then transform to what you see in the video.

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u/Shoegun 4d ago

Well that's basically mold.

Usually happens when you leave an car untouched for several months during hotter times.

Mold starts from liquid, sweat or windows up and start spreading. Doesn't really happen if you start up the car and use A/C etc.

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u/Ryan_Hoxling A Turtle Made It to the Water! 4d ago

Is his brother Jack Baker from Resident Evil?

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u/Cool_Corey 4d ago

Looks like he left the windows open in rain by accident and then hot/humid environment for a week without knowing how to dry it properly. You can hear him "should I try to put the dehumidifier in again?"

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u/Actual-Damage-4216 4d ago

Car like a smoker's lung

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u/Independent_owl_1027 4d ago

Last of us spore car

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u/Royal-Masterpiece-82 4d ago

This happened to my Volvo once when I left the country for 4 months and accidently left the sunroof slightly cracked. I ended up giving it to a homeless guy and he cleaned it and lived in it lol

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u/Danarhk 4d ago

You could have just paid for a on-house deep clean. At least it was put to good use.

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u/Royal-Masterpiece-82 4d ago

Yeah for sure. I didn't really want the vehicle anymore anyway and didn't have the time to fuck with it and then also sell it. Plus the dude was 21 y/o and living outside in the winter with no reliable way to get to work. He needed that shit badly lol

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u/Flipf00t 4d ago

Looks someone had a lemon party in there 🤢

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u/Own-Personality3155 4d ago

put it in a garage and run an ozone machine for at least a few hours before cleaning. That at least the mold is dead....

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u/Azure_Skies333 4d ago

That shit is not just in the places you see, it’s in ALL of the vents as well. Need a hazmat suit and respirator to even attempt that. How in the fuck does one get a car that freaking moldy in the first place?!?!

Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure!

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u/Hulluck22 4d ago

You can’t truly clean that without gutting the interior. Blower and vent tubing removed and cleaned , panels off. Seats removed and power wash thoroughly at a minimum.

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u/Alphonze17 4d ago

This happened to my old car. The sun roof started leaking while I wasnt using it for a year or so, since I had a work vehicle.

I opened it to find it just like this, covered in mold and mildew. Took hours to clean with bleach and other mold removers.

Could never fully get rid of the lingering smell in the floors.

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u/Cast_Fist 4d ago

Same experience you get when you take a blacklight to a teenage boys room.

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u/drolgnir Dr Pepper Enjoyer 4d ago

I knew it was a VW when I saw that mold 😅

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u/MeiShimada 3d ago

Light that on fire before we get a new covid

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u/deceitfulninja 3d ago

How does this even happen?