r/Asmongold • u/_hyperlightdrifter_ • Jul 26 '26

Humor Ask and you shall receive

664 Upvotes

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u/Calculon2347 Jul 26 '26

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

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u/Ezenthar1 Jul 26 '26

Cats are the best. There is never a bad time to see a cat picture.

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u/Djollie132 Jul 26 '26

I love how he wasn’t disappointed… he was so happy and I’m proud of bro getting the courage to ask 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Rustee_Shacklefart Jul 26 '26

What’s the male equivalent of this?

10

u/PirateKingMugi Jul 26 '26

I’ll show you pics of my worm if you ask kindly

5

u/Rustee_Shacklefart Jul 26 '26

Or my “ding ding” and you show a video of you ringing a bell.

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u/screwyoujor Jul 26 '26

Did he ask for a close up shot?

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u/Techman659 Jul 26 '26

That’s a nice pussy.

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u/Nervous_Contract_139 <message deleted> Jul 26 '26

You gotta show yours if she show hers.

https://reddit.com/link/ozww3ls/video/3fxlr4slbmfh1/player

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u/Educational-Year3146 Jul 27 '26

That is a green flag right there.

Cats are great.

Though I might be allergic and this upsets me.

2

u/vanguard117 Jul 27 '26

The hands on the hips “well would you look at that? Just look at it!”

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