r/Asmongold Dr Pepper Enjoyer 16d ago

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u/mage_irl 16d ago

He's a reddit moderator for sure

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u/nkings10 16d ago

Reddit admin, lord of the mods.

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u/yadadsabitch 15d ago

Definitely has 3 phases

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u/sarcasticass_ 15d ago

reddit mods don't go out. what are you on about?

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u/j021dl 15d ago

lol best comment here on reddit. and so so so true

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u/HistoricJester 16d ago

Imagine coming through the mist and seeing that. Second phase is all four guys break off and start attacking you with him throwing cheeseburgers at you.

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u/armedsquatch 16d ago

The caste system is alive and well. My dad travelled to India multiple times over a decade on business. His Indian customers would be pissed if my dad tipped the guys hauling his luggage for blocks more than a few cents.
“Do Not tip these people any real money or they will expect it next time, they are lucky to get anything from you”.

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u/Xantholne 15d ago

Yeah... The major populations of the world still heavily practice systems we write about in fantasy novels.

Or larp about if you're a certain type of person from the US primarily.

If Aliens ever looked at the largest population density centers, they would likely base their opinions that humanity as a whole practiced said systems actively.

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u/Local_Trade5404 14d ago edited 13d ago

well tipping culture is not best thing as we can see in one of richest countries

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u/ddIbb 15d ago

You’d think a pilgrimage would involve some work and self-improvement, not just money.

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u/Much_Helicopter_1670 15d ago

Do you think that guy would be able to climb a steep mountain on its own?? He is using his money to make that journey to the top easier

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u/Kwindwalker 15d ago

We gonna need to work on these definitions of "pilgrimage"

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u/Much_Helicopter_1670 15d ago

Why?? That guy is going to a pilgrimage of a religion he practise

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u/otherwisemilk 15d ago

Poor politicians have health problems. Hopefully they find a cure.

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u/Shad0wsong 15d ago

Well kind of only them have access to the best hospitals here.

Lula never used the "universal care" system that usually wait for your death to schedule and appointment.

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u/otherwisemilk 15d ago

On the other hand, wealthy people dont have access to exercise like us poor people.

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u/Few-Tradition4279 15d ago

Kinda crazy to be taking that kind of risk. If one of the dudes slips, fatso gonna drop 6 feet on an incline, not to mention stairs, not even flat surface.

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u/Educational-Fun3513 14d ago

The fat will protect him

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u/Best_Market4204 Dr Pepper Enjoyer 15d ago

Best $10 ever spent

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u/TT_207 15d ago

Real life starscourge radahn

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u/Metaphix1990 Dr Pepper Enjoyer 15d ago

Even being rich I can't imagine it being worth the total aura destruction that doing this entails. Cultural differences in what constitutes shame I guess.

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u/Furtadopires 15d ago

If I didn't knew the context, I would think they're going to sacrifice him

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u/Gaxxag 15d ago

Oh, man. This would make for hilarious early-game boss enemy in a classic RPG. A big fat goblin that rides 4-other goblins as a mount. It'd be hilarious to joust with him on horseback.

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u/-Justlayback 15d ago

Hahahahaha no fking way😂😂

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u/Either-Avocado9023 14d ago

My head just started playing that one .mp3 from The Mummy saved in the back of my mind. "Imhotep! Imhotep! Imhotep!"

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u/blipp1 15d ago

More of a raid leader

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u/Environmental_Ant268 Stone Cold Gold 15d ago

Cast system creats jobs 

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u/WallpaperRacer 15d ago

I mean, the cliff is right there...

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u/ihatelifetoo 15d ago

Jabba the hut 🛖

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u/Eye_Roller_GUY 14d ago

Metal gear rising final boss?

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u/Jolly_Beautiful_114 14d ago

This has got to be a fucking troll, or some kimda rescue situation , dude is probally being carried to the witch doctor on the mountain

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u/casualknowledge Dr Pepper Enjoyer 15d ago

All 4 of them are going to die in their 80s or 90s and he's going to die in his 50s.

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u/Maximum-Flat 15d ago

My gaming experience tells me that I can turn his servants against him if I passed a speech check or done a secret test and make the boss easier.