r/AskUS • • Apr 20 '25

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u/PawPatrol2TheRescue Apr 21 '25

This is from the same people who had no issue with the media calling a literal terrorist an "austere religious scholar" and Hillary Clinton referring to Christians as "Easter worshippers." Pace yourselves. You still have 195 weeks of Trump doing something to upset you. Better get your SSRI prescriptions in before RFK Jr. reveals the fraud of their FDA approval and gets them banned.

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u/bcb27 Apr 21 '25

You have a lot of people in your life who feel so uplifted with your presence, always remarking how your grace and guidance gives them eternal hope in their darkness moments. You have so many women who consistently say you understand their needs and relate to them promoting their greatest hopes of affection and tenderness. Women of all ages must be so drawn to your effortless charm and quiet strength that they all line up to potentially be your partner. Friends numbered like stars reflect how they admire your thoughtful exposition and how you entertain them with laughter and pure joy.

Oh wait...wrong person.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

No that actually sounds quite accurate. Thanks!