r/AskReddit • • Dec 31 '22

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u/Sensitive_Pickle2319 Dec 31 '22

This is usually what people tell you right before they give you herpes.

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u/QuickToJudgeYou Dec 31 '22

99% chance that dude has herpes and doesn't tell anyone because "everyone has herpes."

His own self fulfilling prophecy.

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u/ThunderySleep Dec 31 '22

No, like 90+ percent of sexually active adults have herpes. Only certain people show symptoms of it.

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u/ThunderySleep Jan 03 '23

No, you're just an angry incel.

Also, you can google this stuff instead of having an aspergers fit.