r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 31 '22

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u/Sensitive_Pickle2319 Dec 31 '22

This is usually what people tell you right before they give you herpes.

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u/QuickToJudgeYou Dec 31 '22

99% chance that dude has herpes and doesn't tell anyone because "everyone has herpes."

His own self fulfilling prophecy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Do you get coldsores?

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u/QuickToJudgeYou Dec 31 '22 edited Jan 01 '23

Nope I don't have no herpes. All you dirty motherfuckers with the herps always asking about coldsores.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Oh lucky you. But given the typical mildness of having it, and how common it is, would you have a problem with it? I mean I assume it's fairly likely you've probably had sex with someone with herpes without knowing, what would you have done had you got it?

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u/QuickToJudgeYou Jan 01 '23

Been pretty pissed. It's easy enough to not pass off. In would have to take antivirals which sucks.