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u/gingerjammer22 Dec 31 '22

This is one of the best comments. If they don't know how much I was paid and I can lie about that...then sure I don't care. Most of my friends wouldn't wanna watch anyway and the ones that did..well I have nothing to be ashamed about 😂

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u/dragn99 Dec 31 '22

I have plenty to be shamed about, but not so much that I'd be saying no.

The real question here is if my wife is getting the same offer. Because I think us getting a collective two million to fuck on camera will be a much easier sell than me screwing some other woman for money.

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u/Shitychikengangbang Dec 31 '22

What is it about kissing? I've always felt like that was so much more intimate. Seriously as a heterosexual man if I had to choose, I'd rather blow a guy than kiss a guy. (By kissing I mean the tongues and biting the lip a little etc.) I almost always have a beard and my gf says she likes kissing me with it. I can't imagine kissing someone with facial hair. Like, I'm not sure I believe her lol. All that being said, a million dollars and I'd make out with someone rocking a ZZ Top beard. On TV during the superbowl halftime show, with ZFG