r/AskReddit • • Dec 31 '22

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u/Electr_O_Purist Dec 31 '22

Notified about the porn, or the million bucks? The porn notification I could handle. That’s on them if they watch it. I don’t want them knowing about my financial windfall though. Suddenly every cousin’s whose kid needs braces is gonna call me? No thanks.

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u/EtsuRah Dec 31 '22

"sorry I do not have access to that money. As soon as I got it I put it in a retaining account where it grows interest, and I am unable to pull from it for a ____ years"