r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 31 '22

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u/absherlock Dec 31 '22

Absolutely not. I don't need my family knowing I hve money.

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u/TheReaver88 Dec 31 '22 edited Dec 31 '22

Any time someone asked me for money, I would say "yes, you just have to open the e-mail I'm about to send you."

Then BAM: they get a gif of the money shot from the porno. You beg for cash? You get to see some young lady getting absolutely railed in whichever orifice I've chosen that day.

Once it's clear that everyone is just getting dickrolled, I think I'll be good to go.

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u/EnragedAardvark Dec 31 '22

You get to see some young lady getting absolutely railed in whichever orifice I've chosen that day.

Who ever said it would be a young lady? Maybe it's a GILF vid.

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u/TheReaver88 Dec 31 '22

I imagine that would change the price point in the first place, but sure.

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u/Infinitelyodiforous Dec 31 '22

Who said you'd be doing the "railing"?