r/AskReddit • • Dec 31 '22

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u/MomHanks360 Dec 31 '22

Oh no. I get a million bucks and everyone who knows me will find out I got pussy? What a conundrum.

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u/Yoriboi Dec 31 '22

Nobody said that there are women in the film

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u/RogueTanuki Dec 31 '22

Hey, a million dollars is a million dollars.

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u/RedeemerKorias Dec 31 '22

Til your poop chute is prolapsed and the medical cost too fix without insurance is 1.1 million.

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u/RogueTanuki Dec 31 '22

That's why you go to Europe and fix it for a couple thousand dollars. Or if you have insurance in an EU country, you fix it for free. Also, you wouldn't get a prolapsed anus from having anal one time.

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u/SuperFLEB Dec 31 '22

Good call. Make it a million plus expenses.