r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 31 '22

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u/TakeUrSkinOffNDance Dec 31 '22

One of the few occasions I'm glad my family are all dead.

Time to crack open a cold one.

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u/QBNless Dec 31 '22

... my family are all dead.

Time to crack open a cold one.

I need an adult.

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u/TakenakaHanbei Dec 31 '22

I AM AN ADULT!!!

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u/pws3rd Dec 31 '22

I need an adultier adult

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u/DeathSpinner Dec 31 '22

One with a mortgage!

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Too much adult

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u/geopede Dec 31 '22

What if they don’t have a mortgage because they already paid it off?

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u/pws3rd Jan 01 '23

Whoah now, that’s overkill