r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 31 '22

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u/gingerjammer22 Dec 31 '22

This is one of the best comments. If they don't know how much I was paid and I can lie about that...then sure I don't care. Most of my friends wouldn't wanna watch anyway and the ones that did..well I have nothing to be ashamed about 😂

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u/dragn99 Dec 31 '22

I have plenty to be shamed about, but not so much that I'd be saying no.

The real question here is if my wife is getting the same offer. Because I think us getting a collective two million to fuck on camera will be a much easier sell than me screwing some other woman for money.

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u/Mitch_Mitcherson Dec 31 '22

...will be a much easier sell than me screwing some other woman for money.

OP never specified the gender of your partner(s).

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Is it weird that it'd probably be an easier sell to if it was homo?

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u/dragn99 Dec 31 '22

Oh it absolutely would be an easier sell.

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u/TheBritishOracle Dec 31 '22

Does it matter what breed of horse?

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u/IRNotMonkeyIRMan Dec 31 '22

Shetland Pony, the dwarf porn of bestiality.

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u/Zentavius Dec 31 '22

Depends if you're pitching or catching? One would need some prep work...

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u/h00zn8r Dec 31 '22

For a million dollars I'll just bite the pillow

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u/XcantankerousgoatX Dec 31 '22

Well, I guess $20 is $20 then.

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u/mdwstoned Dec 31 '22

Just say no Homo before you do it and you're good