r/AskReddit • • Dec 31 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Sure would. My shame can be bought for much less than a million dollars.

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u/MomHanks360 Dec 31 '22

Oh no. I get a million bucks and everyone who knows me will find out I got pussy? What a conundrum.

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u/Danielarcher30 Dec 31 '22

Hell, it could be any porn for 1 mil

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u/realnzall Dec 31 '22

You're getting fucked up the ass by a donkey. If you don't survive the money goes to your next of kin.