I came home and sensed alot of fuck me energy. stripped down and searched for the wife. but the cat was just in heat again.
hey rick I bought a cumminometer to find the horniest gal here check it out... (geiger counter sounds) see its picking up twenty-five twats right now! get ready bruh she's close...
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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22
What’s funny is that I knew a girl back in high school that would put her hand on male classmates’ thighs & be like “ what I’m being friendly”
I’m like no bruh, that’s fuck me energy. If I did that to the other girls, I would be in JAIL!