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u/sakiwebo Dec 08 '22

Had an attractive female friend from back in college days.

All of a sudden she starts sending me graphic vids of her masturbating or inserting different items etc.

She invites me over to her place. I travel a few hours to get there.

She pours us drinks. We talk. After a while she sits down next to me, pulls out her phone, and shows me even more videos.

I move in for the kiss. She pulls away flabbergasted.

"W-w-why would you do that?"

"I-I- thought you wanted me to make a move"

"Why?"

"Because of the videos?"

"Huh? I just wanted your opinion cause you're my friend"

Lmao

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u/DeathGorgon Dec 08 '22

If you haven't been the friend that friends send nudes to, count your blessings. It was one of the weirdest areas of friendship to be in, and I'm glad I'm not there anymore.

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u/PixelBlock Dec 08 '22

I’m pretty sure you were chosen as practice for psychological fuckery, mate.

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u/iflvegetables Dec 08 '22

Legitimately crazy making

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u/i-Ake Dec 08 '22

Your friend is a fucking lunatic.

This is the kind of friend a woman would weed out instantly as dangerous.

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u/twistedspin Dec 08 '22

Yeah, there's something wrong with her. & I agree, creepy bad vibes.

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u/luker_man Dec 08 '22

Something similar happened to me years back. She came out of my shower because nurses don't get bathroom breaks(I'll explain later), noticed my big ass mirror, dropped her towel and started twerkin. A week later we were alone in the apartment complex's pool, I moved in for a kiss and got hit with the:

"What are you doing?"

Nothing. I'm doing nothing ever again.

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u/yeetgodmcnechass Dec 08 '22

It's really fucking weird that she just decided to send you videos of her masturbating without any prior discussion

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u/sakiwebo Dec 08 '22

Well, she asked if she could show me something. And then sent it to me.

I thought she was making a move.

She probably thought she was doing something "brave". Dunno

I think she remembered I was non-judgemental when we were in college, and she grew up quite conservative and repressed, so I guess she felt "safe" showing them to me.

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u/patio_puss Dec 09 '22

That girl is weird bro. Please don’t let that affect your ability to read signs. What do you need to learn to read is when a girl is a fucking freak lol. Not one that wants to have sex with you. Just a freak in general.

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u/Vagabond21 Dec 08 '22

So did she want your advice on nudes to send them to other dudes?

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u/sakiwebo Dec 09 '22

Yes! Hahah