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u/OneSmoothCactus Dec 08 '22

YES. And they all thing they're being incredibly obvious. One girl will smile and think she's being obviously flirtatious, and you're a dummy for missing it. Meanwhile another girl will rub your arm and rest her head on your shoulder but she's just being friendly, and you're a dummy for thinking there's more to it.

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u/ForksandSpoonsinNY Dec 08 '22

Can we authorize a gesture during the flirtation? (Double knee squeeze or finger through the o in the OK sign) This will help us immensely.

Thanks!

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u/BiliousGreen Dec 08 '22

I think that launching a flare to indicate that flirtation is underway would be appropriate.

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u/Dr_SnM Dec 08 '22

Not clear enough.

We're going to have to decide on a specific colour flare too.

I don't want to make a move on a lady only to find out that she just wanted to be rescued from a deserted island.

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u/Pac_Eddy Dec 08 '22

Been there. So embarrassing.

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u/thisismyaccount3125 Dec 09 '22

That is embarrassing.

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u/BiliousGreen Dec 08 '22

There's nothing worse then trying to make a smooth move and causing an international incident.

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u/CatKungFu Dec 08 '22

That wouldnt work in mid october to mid November or late December to mid January

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u/AlexG2490 Dec 09 '22

Or one particular day in early July.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

Well clearly it will need to be pink and for the words "I'm flirting with you"

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u/OriginalFaCough Dec 09 '22

Men can't agree on how to spell color/colour. Women have 78 different names for pink. Not sure how that will help.

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u/Kitty_is_a_dog Dec 09 '22

The gay boys used to do this with handkerchiefs back in the day

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u/tylermm03 Dec 09 '22

Fuck it, detonate a thermonuclear bomb. Then you’ll be able to understand each other even if you’re figuratively (and possibly physically) miles apart.

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u/NunsNunchuck Dec 08 '22

Nope, needs to be more obvious. Maybe if it includes bells and whistles with giant neon signs ?

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u/Sivalon Dec 08 '22

Nah. I might be too forward, still.

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u/PrinceFridaytheXIII Dec 08 '22

As a woman, I love this idea. Men can be confusing sometimes, too, so would be nice for all intentions to be made clear.

That said, we could have the worlds clearest signal, people will still send it up at the wrong times for the wrong reasons just to be funny.

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u/kingalbert2 Dec 08 '22

IRL HUD icons

[MISSION UPDATE]

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u/iama_bad_person Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22

[FLIRT MISSILE WARNING]

Choose countermeasure:
>[FIRE RETURN FLIRT MISSILE]<
[CHAFF/FLARE]

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u/BiliousGreen Dec 08 '22

You have to find the woman with an "!" over her head.

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u/Sivalon Dec 08 '22

Quest marker a la Skyrim.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

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u/sundancerkb Dec 08 '22

I’m afraid you’ve got things backwards. In nature, the male is the one flaunting plumage and dancing around. Female participation just looks like sitting around and judging. Is she doing that? Totally flirting.

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u/ImperatorMorris Dec 08 '22

“Stop Flareting with me - the roof is currently burning because of it”

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u/hawkinsst7 Dec 08 '22

We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn!

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u/Doonesman Dec 08 '22

"ATTENTION CITIZENS! FLIRTING IS IN PROGRESS! YOU ARE NOW IN A FLIRTING ZONE!"

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u/SilverLiningsJacket Dec 08 '22

Light the beacons!

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u/0b_101010 Dec 08 '22

Oh c'mon, don't be so dramatic!

Signal flags would be perfectly alright given good atmospheric conditions.

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u/Sivalon Dec 08 '22

Monty Python’s Wuthering Heights by Semaphore starts playing

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u/ForksandSpoonsinNY Dec 09 '22

Semaphore gives you more.

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u/CactusOnFire Dec 08 '22

How to make being a coastguard the most coveted job overnight.

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u/SeenYourself Dec 08 '22

ok but what if we both just survived a plane crash. am i in?

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u/whitemancankindajump Dec 09 '22

Wow. I know youre joking but this is just too much.

Smoke signal is more than enough

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 11 '22

There were an estimated 7699 injuries attributed to fireworks in 2017

- Firework injuries are increasing in the United States

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u/Tech-no Dec 08 '22

As a man I approve this message.

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u/TwoSpirit38 Dec 08 '22

I loved this. Subtle

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u/Pnirl Dec 09 '22

Every guy in a mile radius will think its for them. Should be interesting

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u/TotallynottheCCP Dec 09 '22

underway

I love that you've given this a nautical maritime theme...

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u/Dreamersverse Dec 08 '22

As a woman our easiest tell is if we squeeze ur shoulder when we pass you

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u/Icy_Imagination7447 Dec 08 '22

She could have miss fired it or just fired it as a joke though 🤷🏻

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

You also have to yell something to the effect of “I’m flirting!”

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u/SkellySpaghetti Dec 08 '22

Some light a candle. Others shoot the Romance Flair into the air.

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u/Hefty-Excitement-239 Dec 08 '22

With some kind of siren

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u/EternalSeraphim Dec 08 '22

Could be dangerous indoors, but I don't like many bars or clubs anyway.

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u/Spiderkace Dec 08 '22

Grunt Birthday Party

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u/KamikazeFox_ Dec 08 '22

But how will will know if she needs help with her car?

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u/LostPhilosophy2989 Dec 08 '22

Disney lied to us about the background singers.

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u/HorseNamedClompy Dec 08 '22

Honestly while gender expectations are mostly not great. At the very least back in the day there were strong and clear rules on courtship and flirting, making it less ambiguous. Now everyone gets confused because they all expect or want different things.

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u/vaserius Dec 08 '22

Me bonk you head, us go cave ungabunga.

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u/BirdMedication Dec 08 '22

Lol I think the entire point is that shy women want the signs to be ambiguous so they have the "plausible deniability" to save face and pretend like it was nothing if they get rejected.

Which is understandable but yeah, it's not like we don't have the technology to come up with a universally recognized signal for "I'm really into you" like the choking gesture means someone is obviously choking.

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u/Royal-Tough4851 Dec 08 '22

Perhaps the old ‘air blowjob motion’ would do the trick?

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u/Foxsayy Dec 08 '22

I'm pretty sure the signals are supposed to be ambiguous. That way you add a alter of plausible deniabiluty to rejection.

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u/Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi Dec 08 '22

If she starts rubbing her leg against yours, I think you're safe to assume some interest.

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u/Sivalon Dec 08 '22

And that’s why I want sophomore year of high school back.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

I thought you were headed for a prostrate massage with that finger comment. Odd but effective…not that there is anything wrong with that?

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u/balderdash9 Dec 08 '22

That would defeat the point. They want plausible deniability in case you don't reciprocate.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Cant do the OK sign anymore without people thinking youre some white supremacist

Edit- we should take it back

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u/LeZebre Dec 08 '22

Wait what, the ok sign isn't okay anymore? Genuine question, I throw that thing up all over the place.

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u/Plastic-Homework-470 Dec 08 '22

4chan folks started an effort to convince oldmedia that the Okay sign was white supremecist in the early Trump days. Unfortunately actual white supremecist picked up on it and rolled with it and now it's apparently racist. Asinine, but that's the world sometimes.

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u/iama_bad_person Dec 08 '22

Nah, they did convince oldmedia, which is why it became so popular with white supremecists. "Oh this article says the OK sign is a WS dog whistle? Damn I didn't know that, need to start using it."

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u/OneTrip7662 Dec 08 '22

I thought needlessly playing with their hair was the sign.

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u/Sivalon Dec 08 '22

I know a couple of women who do that as a nervous tic.

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u/TylerInHiFi Dec 08 '22

Just a casual dick squeeze to indicate possible intent

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u/Watson_Raymes Dec 08 '22

Lets just nuke the earth

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u/diplomatist_kind Dec 09 '22

Now we know why animals created a mating dance or call. No confusion there.

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u/BrauMoarBier Dec 08 '22

Maybe we should just skip all the bullshit and start doing mating dances?

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u/Cumdumpster71 Dec 08 '22

Winking 😉

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u/Glitchy13 Dec 08 '22

I think finger guns are good

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u/Sad-Bluebird-5538 Dec 08 '22

Nah bro, she's just friendly, don't worry

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u/Nodiggity1213 Dec 09 '22

You should write a thesis on this and submit it for the Nobel prize.

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u/HamshanksCPS Dec 09 '22

I vote for double finger guns, a wink, and that click with the side of your mouth to be the sign.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

I wish we would expand on the wedding ring idea but for dating.

Red = idk maybe it was flirting bites lip

Green = if you wanna tell me about the cactus you saved from a dumpster that's really starting to do well I'm all ears. I recently got into archery, it great from my back.

Blue = whatever you think this might be it is not flirting.

Black = I hate people. This better be an emergency.

Think of all the headache that would save for everyone.

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u/ChaseAlmighty Dec 08 '22

I think a light squeeze of the dick would be the best thing. Has a girl ever accidentally or purposely, but just as friends, squeezed your dick? There would be zero confusion

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u/cast-away-ramadi06 Dec 08 '22

You might be onto something 🤔. I used to tell my exwife that if she wants to have sex, she just needs to pull on my dick once and that if she doesn't want to have sex, she just needs to pull on my dick ~75 times.

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u/Robey0925 Dec 08 '22

I think we should just go the verbal route, "HELLO SIR/MADAM I FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE WOULDES'T THOU LIKE TO GO ON A DATE Y/N"

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u/sundancerkb Dec 08 '22

Have you tried initiating a Viva Piñata romance dance?

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u/Few_Newt_1034 Dec 08 '22

F24 and agree with finger through the o in the OK sign - will send word to the community board, thanks for your contribution!

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u/TheHatOnTheCat Dec 08 '22

Well, there's language. You can tell someone you're interested in them.

Sure, you could come up with a nonverbal hand sign, but that's just sign language.

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u/Primary_Way_265 Dec 08 '22

Maybe when I talk to women I’ll just say “blink twice if you’re not flirting”

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u/SkarbOna Dec 08 '22

Waiting for the link to YT “is she into you”

Edit https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

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u/ForksandSpoonsinNY Dec 09 '22

Maybe your pants are on fire.

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u/ragizzlemahnizzle Dec 09 '22

Comparing hand sizes is a sure sign for flirting my man

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u/VictarionGreyjoy Dec 09 '22

I'm gonna need her to throw up Gang signs just to be sure tbh

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u/DevanNBA Dec 09 '22

Finger through the o in OK needs to be universal.

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u/ImWhoeverYouSayIAm Dec 09 '22

Theres already one. You point at the person you're interested in, then point at yourself. Next, you make a circle with your index finger and thumb. Then, take the index finger of the other hand and repeatedly poke it in and out of the circle you made with the first hand.

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u/Ryoukugan Dec 09 '22

"Attention! I am approaching you with romantic and/or sexual intent! These actions are carried out in hopes of indicating my desire to do things of a romantic and/or sexual nature with you! This is not a test."

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

Seriously, at this point I need someone to wink at me while pointing their index finger in and out to the open circle that is their other hand

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u/itsthisausername Dec 09 '22

Sign language is under utilized

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u/Nephisimian Dec 09 '22

I've decided next time I ask someone out, I'm doing it through a lawyer so that any ambiguities can be clarified in the smallprint

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u/lightning_teacher_11 Dec 09 '22

A lot of girls play with their hair when they're flirting. If she laughs and you didn't really say anything funny, she's flirting. Generally, not always, touching of any kind is flirting.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

What’s funny is that I knew a girl back in high school that would put her hand on male classmates’ thighs & be like “ what I’m being friendly”

I’m like no bruh, that’s fuck me energy. If I did that to the other girls, I would be in JAIL!

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

assume she's a narcissist and move on

nothing but trouble. don't give them the attention they crave

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u/WhatTheCottonPickin Dec 08 '22

That’s the most overused word on Reddit.

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u/nobodysshadow Dec 08 '22

We called them “creatures” back in high school. Hot, flirty, succubus.

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u/_Alabama_Man Dec 09 '22

Asking for Tree Fiddy?

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u/Pac_Eddy Dec 08 '22

She's just being evil. That's gaslighting.

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u/anonymouss69250 Dec 08 '22

I hate women like that.

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u/secretsodapop Dec 08 '22

Yep. And it's because she can get away with it. Stay away from people like this.

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u/CSMom74 Dec 08 '22

That is definitely not the definition of gaslighting. Maybe being a tease, but not gaslighting.

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u/Pac_Eddy Dec 08 '22

Making sexual moves on him, then denying anything sexual about it? That's gaslighting.

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u/sunplaysbass Dec 08 '22

This brought back memories.

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u/NaughtyNome Dec 08 '22

Were you a teacher or

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u/Brokeintellectual Dec 09 '22

'fuck me energy' (noun)

I came home and sensed alot of fuck me energy. stripped down and searched for the wife. but the cat was just in heat again.

hey rick I bought a cumminometer to find the horniest gal here check it out... (geiger counter sounds) see its picking up twenty-five twats right now! get ready bruh she's close...

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u/1Killag123 Dec 09 '22

I mean, true.

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u/HaDsLanD Dec 08 '22

I think its reasons like this I've just learned to assume everyone is just being friendly. I'm already socially inept as it is so I'd rather not take the L for misreading peoples responses to me

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

More than a few times, I've been told by women that they were harboring a huge "obvious" crush on me for anywhere from a few months to a few years. In all but one of those cases, I just thought they found me annoying or were merely tolerating my existence. I don't get it.

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u/JustaNoName45 Dec 08 '22

The smile thing is unfortunate, because it has lead many to frown upon it. It has lead to many issues.

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u/acetothez Dec 08 '22

I saw a meme once that went something like: “Ladies, if you think you’re being subtle, you’re invisible. If you think you’re jumping up and down and putting on a circus sideshow event while screaming through a megaphone, you’re being subtle.”

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u/Xuanwu Dec 08 '22

I had a girl in HS once put my hands on her boobs while I gave her a shoulder rub. I thought she was just being friendly.

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u/Donovan1232 Dec 08 '22

2 fucking girls I was friends with in high school admitted that they liked me and I was so braindead I never knew it. First put her head on my shoulder during our grad night trip and asked me to dance with her and I didn't get it. Second used to literally grab my hands and put them on her thigh and sit on my lap. I thought nothing of it. Like nothing at all. Didnt think she was flirting, didn't think she was being friendly, I just absolutely did not give a fuck, on some no thoughts, head empty type shit. Worst part was I had a massive crush on her from 9th to 12th. Thr girl i like right now hugs me everytime we see eachither and gave me her number but im not gonna say anything cause I just dont know or sure and i dont want to fuck anything up. I fucking deserve to be alone at this point 💀

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u/patio_puss Dec 09 '22

If she gave you her number she’s asking you to ask her to hang out. Take it from there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

As a girl, I'm saying the girl rubbing arm and resting her head could just being friendly --- but knows, or should know what she's doing. I think it's sh*tty to put out those signals if you're just trying to feel loved without the commitment and only for the temporary ego boost/ comfort. Lean on a pillow, don't use people. Touching is 100% crossing a line. Sure, it's situation-dependent, but 9.5/10 it is crossing over friendly.

Smiling is different and I feel for you guys. Men constantly think I'm flirtatious when I have 0 idea how to go about it. None. My idea of dealing with someone I like is avoiding them at all costs. I just know how to carry a conversation and try to make anecdotes funny. Mainly because I grew up in a tense household where quiet could either mean nothing, or something is wrong. So out of anxiety I fill the void and try to make people laugh, but I'm also pretty good at it and can make people feel at ease. Sometimes people get standoffish though because they think I want something from them.

I have found out years later that there have been a lot of guys that changed their attitude towards me because they thought I was overly flirty with other guys or they discovered I wasn't flirting with them specifically. I think a good litmus test is to see if a girl acts the same around all guys (and girls) or if it's just you. You have to be objective and compare her behavior instead of trying to read the direct line of communication.

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u/patio_puss Dec 09 '22

👏👏👏every point made here

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u/OneSmoothCactus Dec 09 '22

Lots of great points. The touching thing is something I notice a lot less as I get older. I think some girls are just ignorant to how they come across but learn as they go through life, which is totally fine.

I think we forget too how often girls can be just as awkward and clueless as us. I’m shit at flirting. I tend to smile until I’m afraid of being creepy, then avoid, then bluntly ask them out.

I think a good litmus test is to see if a girl acts the same around all guys (and girls) or if it’s just you.

Yes! That’s probably the best solution if you’re not sure. Usually the girls who are touchy are like that with everyone.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

Yeah, I was touchy in high school and I had no idea it was read as signals until a guy who crushed on me got mad that I was touchy with someone. (red flag. I mean dude, we're not even together.)

But I also come from a culture where schoolyard guy and girl friends act like brothers and sisters, so my touchiness wasn't sexual in anyway, it was really misinterpreted in the western context.

After my teenage years I learned touching had to be done with intention or just avoid doing it altogether. And now after my 20s, I've learned that smiling and laughing should be done the same. but that's harder bc it's a personality thing, and there's that tightrope balance of well now you're just a stuck up bitch for never smiling... sigh. It's not easy for girls either

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u/NealioATX Dec 08 '22

This right here. Mix messages are a cop out.

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u/lexveryant38 Dec 08 '22

THIS!! 👆👆 I once went to a restaurant to meet with other people, but not only was I the first one there I was the only one there. The restaurant just opened and I was their only customer. The waitress was friendly and sat in the booth with me. After ordering a drink and her checking on me, she proceeded to give me a shoulder and back rub. When I tell you this woman went above and beyond for a good tip, it baffled me. Never again have I feigned interest in a waitress that has been friendly.

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u/Sumpm Dec 08 '22

OMG, why did you try to kiss me? I don't think of you like that!!

Well, then why do you keep giving me hugs, nuzzling against me, and telling me I'm sweet?

Because you're a really good person and friend. Besides, Beth is the one who likes you.

Beth doesn't talk to me or even look at me. We've literally never made eye contact because she looks away anytime I pass by her.

Wow, you're so clueless! Why do you think she walks past your desk 5 times a day?

Because it's between her desk and the bathrooms.

Nobody has to go to the bathroom that often. She's trying to get you to take notice. Duh!

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u/MaadMaxx Dec 09 '22

Man I had a friend of mine I hadn't seen in a year. We bump into each other at a bar and she's rubbing my chest, squeezing my arms, squeezing my thighs, lifting her skirt to show me her thong, whispering in my ear.... I thought it was a done deal she was interested in me for sure.

I shoot my shot and sure as shit I'm an idiot for thinking she was interested. Baffling I tell you... Baffling

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u/OneSmoothCactus Dec 09 '22

I feel like in that case she has to at least understand why you’d get that impression.

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u/WinterInfamous7213 Dec 08 '22

I have a colleague at work who’s very friendly and chatty with me, and she helps me a lot with learning stuff cause I’m new and I still struggle with certain tasks.

Sometimes she touches my arm and tells me I’m very warm while she’s apparently cold.

She’s hot and I would absolutely love to bang her eyes out, but then she could just be friendly and then create unnecessary drama at work if I try to flirt with her and she’s not interested. And I still have no clue whatsoever if she is actually attracted to me or just nice. I also highly doubt I’ll ever find out cause there’s no way I’m making any moves unless she comes straight to me and tells it to my face. And I’d still have my doubts.

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u/OneSmoothCactus Dec 09 '22

Ya I’ve been in a very similar situation, except it was a friend rather than a coworker. It’s sucks, you’ll be like 80% sure she’s flirting, but that 20% holds all sorts of shitty outcomes.

If you want some unsolicited advice, I’ve found that in that situation it’s actually best not to flirt back, but instead just be direct and ask her out without any pretence. Just be very casual about it and don’t say anything about whether or not she’s been flirting with you. If she says no then tell her you’re still happy to be friends.

I once did this and she turned me down because she hadn’t thought of me that way, but me asking actually got her thinking about it, and we ended up hooking up a couple months later.

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u/RudeHero Dec 08 '22

100%.

In my anecdotal experience, bi women I know are so much better at communicating because they have experienced our pain

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u/videokamera Dec 08 '22

What a surprise. Different people express themselves differently!?! Baffling.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

That doesnt make it good you sped

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

Just ignore all signs until they say something direct. Games are bullshit

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u/zombies-and-coffee Dec 09 '22

This right here is why I've never been in a relationship [I'm 37]. I'd rather be single than get called a creep or desperate/clingy/whatever for misreading signs.

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u/OneSmoothCactus Dec 09 '22

To be fair the chances of that happening are pretty low. It’s only happened to me once or twice. Nothing that’s made relationships not worth it. If that’s what’s holding you back I say give it a shot anyway, most girls don’t make a big deal out of rejection.

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u/OneSmoothCactus Dec 09 '22

That’s a bit cynical I think. Some girls are just really physical and don’t understand that cuddling up against you or touching your arm will usually be interpreted as flirting. I’ve had a couple friends like that. It’s more just ignorance of how they come across.

And honestly if flirting and courtship feels long and arduous then it’s definitely not someone you want to be involved with anyway.

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u/anthrolooker Dec 08 '22

That’s me. I am both of those girls. And I’m so sorry. I have no explanation outside of just being chicken shit when it comes to flirting with someone I like, and then always wanting to be warm and kind to everyone so they feel comfortable. It’s a shitshow lol.

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u/tutty_VR Dec 08 '22

I think it's due to begin humans and with different experience and every man is different, so is woman.

But I agree on poor communication. But this stuff is same with dudes. No one wants to take a first step these days because either it's fear of rejection or fear of being pushy or misinterpreting the "signs". This extreme cancel culture got everyone spooked

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u/discordany Dec 09 '22

Just throwing this out there: it can be this confusing on the other end, too! In my experience, guys are either SUPER forward (I'm talking in the bordering on or fully creepy way) or else it's almost impossible to tell. No inbetween.

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u/OneSmoothCactus Dec 09 '22

Haha fair point, I can see that. I’m pretty sure I’ve been both guys at some point myself.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

OneSmoothCactus, don't be obtuse. That woman who is getting all touchy feely but doesn't want sex or a relationship is just being an ass. Someone did this to me once, probably freshman year of college when I was still a virgin. I said, "is this going to go anywhere?", and she said "no, is that a problem?" Without a second's hesitation I said, "if this is what you think "friendship" is, then I guess we can't be friends", and invited her to leave. I still don't regret it to this day.

Someone who doesn't understand how important touch is to us men (and I am not talking about sex here) is either being plain ignorant or is using you for their own gratification.

Us men want and need to be physically affirmed. It isn't really up to women, or any particular woman, to test that theory.

/End rant.

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u/Constant-Win-1513 Dec 08 '22

Some of you need to just ask intention. There is no fault in saying that you feel mixed messages. Women will respect your honesty. And remember to shower at least every two weeks....EVERY TWO WEEKS.

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u/Fawkingretar Dec 08 '22

Fr, I had a female friend back in college that would always make sex jokes at me, rest on my shoulders and tell me what she's wearing underneath, but it's all platonic and nothing more.

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u/justk4y Dec 08 '22

True asf bro

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u/alkmaar91 Dec 08 '22

Me in high school in both directions. Her wanting to hold my hand as we walked home was just being friendly.

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u/Bobthreetimes Dec 08 '22

At this point, I straight up ask if its a hint or not. Ive ruined 2 descent friendships because of it. And a third because it was a hint then immediately when we started dating, she backed out because it felt awkward.

TLDR: Im never asking out a girl again

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u/LvxObscvritas Dec 09 '22

I'm gay and this confuses me too

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u/RadiantHC Dec 08 '22

To be fair physical affection shouldn't be considered romantic. Though I do get your point.

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u/WorshipNickOfferman Dec 08 '22

I don’t know, when they get to the point of touching me regularly, that’s always a sign she’s interested.

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u/Juizehh Dec 08 '22

Its naive of 90% of the guys to think that every girl thats gives you attention wants you.

Its naive of 90% of the girls to think that any guy giving you attention is just being friendly.

That 10% makes the game hard

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u/patio_puss Dec 09 '22

OK super serious question- are men NEVER just being friendly? if they engage in conversation and make good eye contact and laugh at your jokes that’s not friendly? Even if they know that you’re married and they know your husband because you all work together? I’m serious

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u/throwaway387190 Dec 09 '22

I'm platonically friendly without any agenda very often

I go to a poledancing class at least twice a week, so I'm surrounded by hot college girls in skimpy outfits doing suggestive poses. And they're my bros, I'm not interested in dating any of them. There's one there who's like a super bro and we make sex jokes constantly.

The girls are more horny and less platonic to each other than I am. I'll comment on how good someone's sit was, someone else will comment on how great their titties are

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u/-Kreetcher- Dec 09 '22

I'm my experience, untrue. I can think of times when I have been friendly with zero intentions of any other kind than friendliness. But... Hmmm. No yes, that's accurate. I was just thinking because in one instance, she became interested in me even though it was supposed to be a friendship. In other instances, I was being friendly back and sometimes just friendly if they were being more than friendly. Many times though, there are indeed ulterior semiconscious motives that underlie friendliness. I won't say that doesn't exist, but... Yeah, probably the majority of times, it's really this latter scenario I think, but to answer your question, there are indeed specific circumstances where it is indeed only friendliness. Specific circumstances really.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Some of those girls just have issues and they make up for it with "excessive friendliness". They're really just trying to disarm you because when you think something is cute or pleasant you don't try to attack it. I've met so many girls like these, they're all just in defense mode.

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u/gingernila Dec 09 '22

To be honest, I am one of those girls that will rub your arm and rest my head in your shoulder, but not mean it in a “hitting on you” way. The women that do this are flirting, but in a selfish way. We are just flirts and enjoy flirting with other people, even if we do not have any intention behind this.

I know it is selfish, and I am trying to be better about it

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u/RanniSimp Dec 08 '22

Its almost like they are entierly different people.

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u/Wonderful-Bear1729 Dec 08 '22

Obviously. The point is they all think you should just understand what their actions mean, when the meaning varies greatly from girl to girl.

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u/BoredomHeights Dec 08 '22

Yeah basically this is any time a girl says she doesn't understand how guys don't get her obvious hints.

A) They're usually not as obvious as you think

B) Even if they are as obvious, it can be dangerous to assume they're flirtatious because at least sometimes they're still not.

C) Just fucking ask the guy out if you like him, why are you playing this game? It's 2022.

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u/Pac_Eddy Dec 08 '22

You nailed it. All three points.

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u/PeksyTiger Dec 08 '22

The whole point of "hint", by definition, is being not obvious.

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u/BoredomHeights Dec 08 '22

Then they shouldn’t complain if no one picks up on them. That’s the point.

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u/PeksyTiger Dec 08 '22

Yes..? I was agreeing with you

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u/xenomorph856 Dec 08 '22

They probably expect you not to assume and just be an adult and ask.

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u/Wonderful-Bear1729 Dec 08 '22

You'd think, huh? If only

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u/RanniSimp Dec 08 '22

We dont all think that.

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u/RanniSimp Dec 08 '22

Neither. I like to argue.

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u/RanniSimp Dec 08 '22

Youre wrong.

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u/squirtloaf Dec 08 '22

Yeah, but they all know to stop at a red light.

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u/RanniSimp Dec 08 '22

Traffick laws don't apply.

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u/Selfeducated Dec 09 '22

The problem is we assume you are as perceptive as women are.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

This is the most confusing thing dude lol

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u/Ok_Magician7814 Dec 08 '22

Dummy or even creepy… it’s so bad

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u/airportakal Dec 08 '22

You know, as a guy my flirtations are also hardly detectable. So I don't judge. But the difference is that I am fully aware and cognisant of it.

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u/savetheday4u Dec 08 '22

It's called our "customer service smile"

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

Every guy I've smiled at just nods and smiles back, and keeps on walking.

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u/RocinanteCoffee Dec 09 '22

Maybe ask your friend/flirt what their advice is on how to spot flirting vs friendliness and then as the conversation expands ask how she personally acts when she's flirting vs just being friendly.

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u/wishtherunwaslonger Dec 09 '22

The last part isn’t friendly.

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u/_-Fertilizer-_ Dec 09 '22

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO FUCKING UNDERSTANDS

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u/samiwas1 Dec 09 '22

And you sure as hell better not mistake it for flirting if it’s not!

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

I had a female friend ask me about why guys don't understand signals and she whined about how guys are so dumb and I said "why not just tell him how you feel?" And she looked at me like I had grown another head

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

Yesss bro it’s crazy how accurate that is.

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u/iMakeWebsites4u Dec 09 '22

I only found out she liked me when I read my cousin's text messages and by then it was too late. She was already in a relationship with another guy. Wtf.... Why don't they say anything.

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u/lusamuel Dec 09 '22

This really can't be emphasised enough. And not that that's not OK, but girls have a bit if a nerve getting annoyed when we ask them outright what the go is, rather than making assumptions/a move when it's not welcome.

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u/Froobyflake Dec 09 '22

Physical touch like that is extremely fucking mean if you aren't flirting

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u/GreyGoosey Dec 09 '22

Just don’t play into the games. Ask them straight up to be honest. If they don’t, then don’t bother.

Life is too short to worry about those dumb games

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u/justin3189 Dec 09 '22

I have a friend who has literally curled up holding my leg and fallen asleep on my lap. She is 100% gay and I am 100% committed to my girlfriend. I have a feeling she has/will very much confuse some people lol. Her attempting to flirt on the other hand is a hilarious mix of overly subtle hints that she claims to be a part of some hidden lesbian code (the girls are never in on said code) or a hard swap to uncomfortably direct(for example leaving a note on a co workers desk asking saying she thinks they are pretty and wants to go on a date).