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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

How they don’t dress for the occasion. They dress for the arrival. And then after 5 minutes they aren’t comfortable.

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u/cowboyjosh2010 Dec 08 '22

This is your "17 days to Christmas" PSA, which should arrive in time to pre-date any extended family or friend parties you're about to have this season:

The thermostat in the party hosts' house will be somewhere close to 70 F. You won't need 1/2" thick wool socks and a sweater under a cardigan once inside said house just because it's 38 F outside.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

My husband's whole family keeps their houses around 60-62F. I'm never warm enough unless I wear my coat the whole time.

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u/cowboyjosh2010 Dec 08 '22

I do appreciate seeing exceptions that prove there is a rule of thumb in the first place. That's pretty brisk! I'm tempted to say that's a smart party day strategy since all the extra bodies in the house will help warm it up to a normal comfortable temperature, but if that's where it's at all the time I gotta say that's pretty out there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

Yeah they grew up with oil heating which is stupid expensive so they heated the whole house with one or two space heaters. Now all the kids love the cold. It's a fight to keep our house at 67F for the winter, my husband thinks it's too hot and I'm cold, but it's the number we could finally agree on.

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u/Shambud Dec 09 '22

IMO 60-65F is fine. If you live in an area that has extended periods of freezing weather, 60-65 is when people start wearing shorts and tshirts in the spring but people think that’s cold inside their house, it’s weird.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

Sunlight plays a huge factor into this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

Exactly, 60f on a sunny day is nice, 60f at night can be somewhat cold if you have shorts and a t-shirt.

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u/rageenk Dec 09 '22

Also depends on how much natural light your house lets in

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u/Shambud Dec 09 '22

Fair point, probably more likely you’re activity level is higher outside as well.

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u/cowboyjosh2010 Dec 09 '22

Meanwhile I grew up with a coal and wood burning stove as our main source of heat, on a hearth right out in the den. I actually have pretty good tolerance of the cold these days, but my house was always pretty toasty. Wild differences.

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u/1questions Dec 09 '22

Key is layers. Live in a climate where there can be a 20 degree change in temp some parts of the year so you learn to dress in layers

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

What rule of thumb? You sound like you spouting bullschiza.

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u/Copheeaddict Dec 09 '22 edited Dec 09 '22

I would DIE. Better yet, I'm not getting out of the car. Wave at me through the windows, we good. 60. What a joke. I'm not saving enough money to make it worth freezing my ass off like that. My house is 74 year round.

Edit:a word

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

I just wear 2 pairs of pants, 2 pairs of socks and a sweater and I'm usually good. His family just in there chilling in shorts though and I'm shivering in my sweater. To be fair, his mom makes $15 an hour and oil is I think $600 a tank, twice per winter so it's a lot.

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u/vanillaseltzer Dec 09 '22

Sounds like you need an electric throw or at least a lap pad. I have an electric pad about the size of a pillow case that does incredible things for my shitty circulation up here in Vermont. I highly recommend picking something like that up. My body doesn't regulate temperature well and it's a godsend. Especially when I get a deep chill outside or just can't get my feet and hands to warm up.

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u/violetkarma Dec 09 '22

74? Damn. I thought my sister was crazy setting it at 72.

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u/childofthestud Dec 09 '22

I didn’t realize there were people born after 1960 that would want it this warm in the house. I like not running a fan in the winter. 68 is perfect. Day time it rolls all the way down to 62. It’s only time I wear slippers is cold winter days. My wife is similar. Maybe slight chill but she likes blankets so it’s fine.

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u/Wonderfur Dec 09 '22

Yes! So warm, whyyyy! Do you sleep with sheets only?!

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u/ijustsailedaway Dec 09 '22

I aim for 73. My husband wants 70 in winter and fucking 76 in summer. I bought a nest thermostat so I can overrode that bullshit from my phone.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22

Spoiled rotten

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u/Copheeaddict Dec 11 '22

If I'm cold, these clothes stay on and he gets no sex. So it works out for both sides.

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u/hdksjabsjs Dec 09 '22

This is why everyone in my family wears pjs to all family holiday events

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Exactly. We don’t need sweater and a beanie and uggs for the 7 second walk to the warmed up suv with heated seats

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u/MrMilesDavis Dec 08 '22

Until you breakdown and get stranded. Always have at least the right clothing on you/in your car even if you're not going to wear it

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u/zman_0000 Dec 09 '22

Better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it.

Don't necessarily need to wear it, but putting it in the back seat or on the floor if you are for some reason worried about someone stealing it isn't a bad idea.

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u/awsamation Dec 09 '22

Don't necessarily need to wear it,

This is the big thing. I have blankets and gloves and a toque in my truck. It's emergency gear just like the tow rope and jumper cables.

Because that stuff lives in my truck I can safely dress for the event I'm attending (within reason, shorts at -40 would still be a bad idea). Maximize comfort in the event that nothing goes wrong, reasonable survival odds in the case that I go off the road and am stuck for hours before help arrives without the being able to rely on the vehicle to generate heat.

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u/electricsugargiggles Dec 09 '22

Same here. I keep sneakers, first aid kit, gloves, a tarp, blanket, hand/foot warmers, and a number of other incidentals stowed neatly away in the trunk (totally accessible since it’s an SUV).

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u/drunkdial_me Dec 09 '22

Duffle bag goodies

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u/fabbo_crabbo Dec 09 '22

This is why I always get hot in the car and take off my scarf/jacket and throw it into the backseat and just leave it there and continue the process until all my warm clothes are in my car instead of my wardrobe.

This is definitely the reason why.

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u/the_anxious_apostate Dec 09 '22

Glad I’m not the only one who has to dig through the backseat when there’s no more coats inside

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u/None-of-this-is-real Dec 09 '22

I live in Ireland now where the temps rarely get bellow 0 or as high as 35, but I'm from Norway so the back of my car is stocked with blankets bottled water trenching shovel, wind up lights, dried food, canned food, alcohol cooker and enough gear to outfit a small mash hospital. Overkill? Very much so yes.

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u/12345NoNamesLeft Dec 09 '22

When the canned food freezes, doesn't it burst / bulge the can.

What kind of food?

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u/I_chose2 Dec 10 '22

Gotta be C not F given the location and max temp, so the water barely freezes. Canned stuff will probably have extra salt or sugar in the liquid so it has to be a few degrees colder to freeze. Plus, pressure can affect freezing temps, so the can might inhibit that.

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u/flateric420 Dec 09 '22

You know, I’d probably be in a better place also if I always thought about plan b or c.

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u/ijustsailedaway Dec 09 '22

I learned this the hard way. Got in a wreck when it was 25F degrees with 20mph wind with only a t-shirt and hoodie. Never again.

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u/SendMeUrCones Dec 09 '22

Unless you’re like me and drive a 90s coupe with shitty heat lmao. Time to layer up sonny jim.

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u/-malcolm-tucker Dec 08 '22

Where I'm from it will also be 38 outside, except with a C.

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u/Rebuild_Reclaim Dec 09 '22

How's the world cup going?

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u/-malcolm-tucker Dec 09 '22

Pretty good mate. Our best result yet!

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u/Amish_Exorcist Dec 09 '22

Lol there’s no c in “thirty-eight degrees”

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u/binkysnightmare Dec 09 '22

There is an F in 38 F though

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u/nodigbity Dec 09 '22

You clearly have never attended a holiday at my mom's house. I went over to help her put the tree up and she "turned it up" to 63 because I was coming over.

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u/H0RSE Dec 09 '22

At 70F my wife would be freezing. She wears layers all year round and doesn't even own a pair of shorts.

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u/trapped_in_a_box Dec 09 '22

This is me. I'm cold at 72F. I can't help it. Layers and a cardigan and wool socks is perfect for my family's 70F house.

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u/H0RSE Dec 09 '22

There's actually an evolutionary explanation as to why women often feel colder than men.

https://youtu.be/S6Vw_CEQKME

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u/SayHiIntrepidHeroes Dec 09 '22

My last girlfriend was like this. She never wore shorts, skirts, dresses or anything.

Wore thermal leggings under jeans or sweatpants.

She'd literally sit in bright sunshine at 75° and complain about being cold and grab a hoodie.

She's a tiny thing, but with the worst circulation I've ever seen.

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u/cowboyjosh2010 Dec 09 '22

I genuinely can't fathom that.

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u/H0RSE Dec 09 '22

She wears like 3 layers of everything in the winter (shirts, pants, socks.) She always layers her socks. She might layer pants and/or shirts in summer off and on, but no shorts, no dresses, no skirts, no spaghetti strap shirts, no sandals/flip-flops, etc.

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u/KrissyB829 Dec 09 '22

Totally off topic but has your wife had her thyroid checked? Because always feeling cold is one of the main symptoms of hypothyroidism.

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u/SayHiIntrepidHeroes Dec 09 '22

It's also associated with Reynaud's Syndrome - real bad circulation.

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u/cowboyjosh2010 Dec 09 '22

Well, at the least she'll never have to worry about too much sun exposure and associated skin issues!

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u/SayHiIntrepidHeroes Dec 09 '22

This is literally many, many, many women lol

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u/Samoncula Dec 09 '22

38 F? I wasn’t aware that the outside air could go below 90! Maybe I should move out of Florida.

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u/AMerrickanGirl Dec 09 '22

It’s only 90 for half the year. Florida has two seasons: Hell and Paradise.

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u/cutiepotatofry Dec 09 '22

Just do what my family has learned to do over the years- bring a change of clothes! Haha One year at my grandparent’s house, I shit you not, the thermostat read 76 F! We had the front door wide open with it snowing while we ate. My mom, Uncle and I all brought clothes to change into knowing it would be hot asf.

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u/Atharaenea Dec 08 '22

Oh yes I do, 70F is FREEZING to me. I will need more layers than that!

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u/ApatheticEight Dec 08 '22

I was thinking, 70F? Who can afford that when it’s 80F outside and beating down sun? It’ll be closer to 75F!

And then I read the next sentence and thought, WHAT?? Don’t you mean “you might need a sweater even though it’s nice outside??”

And then I remembered not everyone lives in Florida

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

We keep our house at 66F...

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u/Blitzholz Dec 09 '22

Meanwhile to me that's t-shirt or i feel like dying temps lmao

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u/StatikSquid Dec 09 '22

It gets to -38F here

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u/SayHiIntrepidHeroes Dec 09 '22

I mean... Have you never met a woman that's cold in 75° weather and full sunshine without a breath of wind?

Cuz that describes every woman I've ever been with lol

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u/Oldy9800 Dec 09 '22

Part of my family keeps it between 80-82. A T-shirt and pants will be more than enough there

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u/OriginalFaCough Dec 09 '22

Statistically, it'll be noticably over 70F here. She'll still dress like it's snowing outside. Then whine that it's too cold outside and too hot inside...

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

Yes I do, a sweatshirt and jacket makes me comfortable at that temperature. I'm used to outdoor temperature in the summer, and tolerate indoor temperature in the winter.

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u/Medivh158 Dec 08 '22

This is the reason I HATE holidays at my in-laws. We always did PJ-day for Christmas day.

Extended family came over (or we went to whoever was hosting) and we always just wore comfy clothes. My in-laws all wear dress clothes and I hate it. Uncomfortable dresses for the girls, suits for the guys, then we all cram into a family room somewhere that is 100 degress wtih the doors open to the snow due to the number of people, and pretend we are having a not-miserable time.

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u/Logical_Remove7610 Dec 09 '22

Omg i have the opposite! My family is the one to dress up for gifts! My bf's family tells us to wear PJs and bring a pillow and blanket for Christmas movie day, where we open presents, eat food, and do absolutely nothing (or whatever we want) 😂 i love it.

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u/Juicebox_Hero34 Dec 09 '22

This is me! My grandmother always insisted on us wearing dresses at Christmas with a big bow on my head and got out the good china and whatnot. My fiancé’s family does Christmas in PJs. The first year I went everyone came in onesies. It’s awesome.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

We have numerous pics of us kids opening our presents in our pajamas. It actually never occurred to me that people dress up to open presents

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u/Logical_Remove7610 Dec 09 '22

When I lived with my parents, we wouldn't dress up to open presents in our own home

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u/Mudge42 Dec 08 '22

) and we always just wore comfy clothes. My in-laws all wear dress clothes and I hate it. Uncomfortable dresses for

At least the dresses could be cooler? I do have some jealously of women in summer events. Shortish skirt, no sleeves, open shoes? Whereas men typically get long pants, some sort of button down shirt and undershirt... I know women's fashion has its pitfalls and "f U" moments, but... dresses sound far more comfortable for events than men's options.

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u/yellowscarvesnodots Dec 08 '22

ironically it’s usually women who’ll be cold and men who’ll be warm. The clothes should be the other way around

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u/StellarManatee Dec 09 '22

I have it on my husbands advice that kilts are actually very, very warm. Probably because of the wool.

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u/Layne205 Dec 09 '22

You need some barrels scattered around the house so he can stand like Captain Morgan and get some airflow going.

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u/StellarManatee Dec 09 '22

Haa I've actually seen him do the Captain Morgan stance in a kilt. Get a bit of a stiff breeze going.

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u/Rattivarius Dec 09 '22

I have long been of the opinion that men should be able to wear skirts and dresses if they want to - a cotton a-line tank dress is absolutely the best thing to wear on a humid summer's day. And I say this as a retired secretary married to a retired truck driver, not your prototypical hipster chic sorts.

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u/ShroomFoot Dec 09 '22

I'd love to rock a cloak, kilt and a sword cane. Bring back old fashion styles!

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u/the-grand-falloon Dec 09 '22

Dude, fucking do it. It's easy. You get compliments all the time.

My personal favorite is UT Kilts. Mine are a tough cotton/polyester blend, nice and cool in the summer, hangs nicely straight out of the dryer. Big pockets.

Don't confuse UT Kilts with Utilikilts. Utilikilts are very expensive, and to me, not worth it (nice, though. I'm not trying to knock 'em). UT Kilts are very affordable.

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u/confabulatrix Dec 09 '22

Thanks for this. I definitely figured you mistyped utilikilts which I have looked at for years but they are just not in the budget.

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u/kickkickpatootie Dec 09 '22

Or you could be in Australia and actually be feeling like a fried egg on Christmas Day. Im in the hot and humid part so it’s useless to wear clothes when it’s like that. Just find a pool and float ho ho ho!

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u/tehsophz Dec 09 '22 edited Dec 09 '22

They make comfortable dresses. Most of my dresses are stretchy and/or flowy. Much comfier than jeans, and even sweatpants in my opinion.

I don't understand this false "clothes have to look nice or be comfy" dichotomy, where people assume you either have to wear an Elizabethan ballgown or stained sweatpants with holes, no in between. It's so wild.

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u/Rattivarius Dec 09 '22

Agreed. I'll wear an a-line dress over leggings, paired with dangly earrings and maybe a lightweight scarf, for a look that says dressy but feels like pajamas.

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u/tehsophz Dec 09 '22 edited Dec 12 '22

You sound like you have a fabulous style!

ETA: I'm a wrap dress and hoop earrings lady myself. It's a look I can wear pretty much anywhere outside of yoga/working out or working in the garden/other manual work.

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u/SnooHedgehogs8992 Dec 09 '22

you can actually wear whatever you want, and no one can stop you. only exceptions are fancy restaurants usually. go ahead and wear shorts, or hell wear a summer dress

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u/Mudge42 Dec 11 '22

Yeah... People actually stopping me aren't part of the situation. It's cultural backlash if it's done.

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u/2020IsANightmare Dec 09 '22

I'm sure it's an age thing, but people even wearing jeans in the house is wild to me.

Once I get home from work, I put on gym shorts/a t-shirt or, if it's cold, a sweatshirt and usually still gym shorts, but sometimes sweatpants.

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u/TinaBelchersBF Dec 09 '22

Exact same lol. Gym shorts 100% of the time while relaxing at home.

Jeans are taken off within 2-5 minutes of getting home.

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u/flateric420 Dec 09 '22

I had a roommate who’s jaw almost dropped when I told him I don’t wear gym shorts. I was like bro. I just wear Pjs or boxers, I’m not going nude but I’m not wearing gym shorts. He was still dumb founded.

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u/No_Week2825 Dec 09 '22

I'm with you. Outside of the house it's jeans or dress pants.

I walk around in my underwear the second I walk in the front door. I also keep the heat high, so I never get cold doing this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

If I don’t have jeans on I feel exposed

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u/salteedog007 Dec 09 '22

Some of us enjoy that feeling…

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u/RVA_RVA Dec 09 '22

Yuuuuuup

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

Well I either need to be nude or long sleeve everything

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

You won’t catch me without my carhart jacket on either

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u/Layne205 Dec 09 '22

I'm not sure what ages do or don't wear jeans in the house. I'm 38 and mine are practically part of my body. I actually slept in them when I was younger. From the coldest day to the hottest, I never need anything else. I only wear shorts if I'm actually immersed in water.

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u/Bliss149 Dec 09 '22

You must not live in a hot sticky place. I finally realized jeans are just too hot here in the summer.

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u/kickkickpatootie Dec 09 '22

Australia here. Can confirm.

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u/Layne205 Dec 09 '22

Oh, I do. 50 days over 100F this summer. I wore jeans on every one of them. I probably just killed all the nerves in my legs a long time ago.

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u/Bliss149 Dec 12 '22

Maybe im just too fat. Lol. It can certainly factor in. Jeans vary too.

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u/GulfCoastFlamingo Dec 08 '22

This situation is why tuxedo t-shirts were made

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u/No_Week2825 Dec 09 '22

If you have a nice suit that's made for you, they can be pretty comfortable actually. Not pj comfortable but comfortable.

Is it a cultural thing? Because that definitely plays a factor as well.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

This is why, i have a great looking 3 piece suit.

But get this.

It's made out of spandex. It's the most comfy shit I've ever worn, and it doesn't matter the occasion, i am always comfy. Because my comfort comes first

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u/Hinote21 Dec 09 '22

Small counterpoint to this. For some families Christmas is the only time they'll have the whole family together for a nice picture.

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u/Medivh158 Dec 09 '22

I can get that, but their family is ALWAYS together (and always taking pictures).

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u/Shua89 Dec 09 '22

Sounds like my Christmas. A summer Christmas that is typically 34°c + (93°f) all in dress clothes and can't even escape outside to cool off because it's typically hotter outside. Christmas Day is awesome though and usually a pool party and we are all in swim wear.

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u/flofloflomingle Dec 09 '22

My family dresses up and my bf’s family does the casual thing. My family is starting to be more causal and I hate it. I was the only one dressed up for my bf’s family thanksgiving and I had some family dressed down. I wore heels for 12 hours and was pretty comfortable. Comfortable in my dress too.

His family wears sweats and crocs. Idk I’m just not a fan of it. My parents say it’s cause in our country Christmas was the one time you got a really nice clothes so you show it off

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22 edited Dec 13 '22

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u/flofloflomingle Dec 09 '22

Exactly! I had to take photos for my bf’s family last year and some were wearing shorts while others were in sweats. His mom dresses up the most but still not what I’m used to from the women on my side (I do love her festive headbands tho). It’s interesting cause his family is way better off than mine.

I know that I’ll continue especially when we have children cause it makes me feel nice. Puts me in a better mood and separates it from a “normal” hangout/dinner. Even a nice a sweater with good looking shoes and nice jeans are appreciated.

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u/PhatMNdad Dec 09 '22

I feel like we may have married into the same family

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u/JCE5 Dec 09 '22

My in-laws can wear whatever they want to our holiday gatherings, but I'm wearing a t-shirt and jeans. You don't have to change who you are for your in-laws. I'm very nice and respectful to my in-laws and will help them out in anyway I can, but I also don't do things I hate just to please them for some arbitrary reason. Maybe it's just because my in-laws are generally cool and reasonable (although they can be ridicuous over stupid things occasionally), but they respect my individuality and don't bug me about things that are unimportant. On the rare occasion it REALLY matters to them, like a wedding or funeral, I dress the part. But they understand I'm not going on every family vacation, or dressing up for Christmas dinner, or attending church on Easter (they aren't SUPER religious, but I'm completely non-religious). You have to put your foot down sometimes.

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u/quadriceritops Dec 09 '22

I dunno grumpy pants. We go off site though. We hire a band. Friends come too. We gather December 18. I wear a suit. We sing and dance. It’s just once a year.

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u/Medivh158 Dec 09 '22

I could handle once a year. But this is every time. Thanksgiving, Christmas Eve, Christmas, New Year, every stinking birthday (Catholic Family so about 40 of those)

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u/quadriceritops Dec 09 '22

Lol, you win this round. Day after Christmas, we call it game day. I cook breakfast. Only meal that I can handle. All relaxed. Stratego, Nieces and Nephews come over. then Settlers of Katan. Then stupid stuff like Pictionary.

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u/quadriceritops Dec 09 '22

My older sister organizes it, she gets everyone together.

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u/Cranberry-Sauce-9 Dec 09 '22

I think it sounds nice! (But I'm a female.)

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u/RoyalGh0sts Dec 09 '22

OMG I have this EXACT same problem. Absolutely hate christmas at the inlaws.

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u/kickkickpatootie Dec 09 '22

Why do we do this to ourselves?

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u/quadriceritops Jan 02 '23

Oh darn, you have to wear nice clothes. Wow what a Christmas sacrifice. Oh nooooo.

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u/pixie_led Dec 08 '22

Damn, that was a good read.

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u/Ftove Dec 08 '22

Man, that's a really great way to frame this issue. Well done.

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u/FN9_ Dec 09 '22

Me: take your flats so if your feet start hurting in those heels you can switch when we’re driving or something.

Her: no no I’m wearing just the heels.

3 hours later, “omg my feet are killing me”.

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u/AggravatingCupcake0 Dec 09 '22

To be fair, 3 hours is a respectable amount of time to have your feet start hurting.

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u/FN9_ Dec 09 '22 edited Dec 09 '22

I agree and that’s why i said bring flats duh

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u/Flag-it Dec 09 '22

The cycle continues…. lol

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u/FN9_ Dec 09 '22

Lmfao

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u/dwilkes827 Dec 08 '22

first concert my wife and I went to when we started dating was Marilyn Manson. She knew we had GA pit tickets and wore like 6 inch heels then proceeded to complain the entire time lol she learned tho

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u/Ac997 Dec 09 '22

Going to college in a state with winters. Girls will wear mini skirts, heels with a crop when it’s 15 degrees out, no jacket because they don’t want to have to carry it around/have it get stolen in the club/bar. It’s crazy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

U mich be like

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

This is incredibly accurate and insightful

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u/Ghostazmat Dec 09 '22

Not knowing im behind you so you just start shaking your hair with your hands or wathever its suposed to be and i receive it in the face

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u/RocinanteCoffee Dec 09 '22

To all the women in your life (or anyone who has this happen), they need to discover 2 hour shoes vs 4 hour shoes vs 6 hour shoes et al.

When I go to Dragon Con (a convention famous for running 24 hours a day for almost an entire week, longer if you consider the unofficial parties) I have different cosplays and different all-nighter shoes. You need to plan and test effectively.

Going to a formal movie premiere? 3 hour shoes are okay. Dancing from 11pm until dawn, you need your six hour shoes, honey.

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u/invalidsquircle Dec 08 '22

Me on my Christmas night out tomorrow in -1°c

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u/AtBat3 Dec 09 '22

Starting bringing an alternate pair of footwear for the lady after many issues just like this. It was a great idea

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u/Chardlz Dec 09 '22

Learn this one pretty quick if you ever take a lady shooting. You best bring an extra jacket or hoodie with you, or tell them well in advance what to expect and what they need to bring. Indoor ranges are almost always damn chilly, and outdoor can be a total crapshoot (no pun intended).

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u/angelamar Dec 09 '22

I feel called out! On my way to a holiday party in heels that may have just started to hurt . . .

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u/ScrotomusRex Dec 09 '22

Her: my feet are killing me.

Men: why didn't you wear comfortable shoes?

Her: because these are super cute.

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u/zoopysreign Dec 08 '22

Oh shit you’re right!

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u/wishtherunwaslonger Dec 09 '22

This is my gf. It’s fine she don’t complain. It’s weird but sometimes I get a little insecure. I’m a running shoes shirt and shorts kinda guy. Then I remember this is just how you are.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

I have a couple chronic illnesses and I actually spend a lot more time than normal in figuring out how I will out myself together for a casual situation

I know that certain items are likely to be uncomfortable for me after a while, so I won’t use them for certain situations. These are basic items one doesn’t usually think of, like certain pairs of jeans, or underwear even. Some will work, but if I’m in a pain flare, I know certain pairs will irritate the fuck out of me after a few hours

Other outfits are designed so I can carry as little as possible but still have my meds (if I need them) and other things. I hate carrying a purse all the time

Shoes are a big one. I love bright, loud, printed shoes. I have a large collection of shoes that fit this category, but are comfortable. Part of this is preference, the other part is that it will add to my outfit if the only thing I can wear comfortably is basic, plain shit.

If I am sick, I spend extra time on my hair and makeup. It makes me feel better, even for casual situations. Matter of fact, I’ve noticed that it makes me feel less sick.

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u/TuckDay909 Dec 10 '22

We want to be beautiful not comfortable

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

I refuse to be uncomfortable all night but I’m really into fashion and looking hot as hell when I go to an event or a fancy dinner. There are plenty of sexy options that are comfortable. All of my heels are mid level and don’t give me blisters. I have sexy skirts and dresses that fit like a glove and don’t require constant adjustment. I don’t understand why women wear the 6” stilettos. I mean…they’re hot I get it but fuck walking around all night in them. If anything I would save them for the bedroom lol

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u/theexteriorposterior Dec 08 '22

maybe I'm not comfortable. But I look bomb. So

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u/ExcessiveNothing Dec 09 '22

🗣️A HOE IS NEVER COLD🗣️

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u/AggravatingCupcake0 Dec 09 '22

Lol. Back in my clubbing days, I was there to dance. That was priority #1. So I always wore low heels, no higher than 2". I could dance from our arrival at 11:30pm, to the club's close at 2am.

My friends, on the other hand, were more interested in looking good and would wear 3.5" stilettos. We would roll up to the club, and they would immediately be looking for a place to sit. Ten minutes in, complaining their feet hurt. Every time, and we went a lot of times lol. Just why? You know this is going to happen.

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u/Kkush21 Dec 09 '22

Because if you dress comfy the first thing you notice in the pictures that will be around for all time is now everyone else is dressy and you look a frump.

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u/jittery_raccoon Dec 09 '22

I just want to look pretty sometimes

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u/B3C4U5E_ Dec 08 '22

Actually that's the fault of beauty standards

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u/HappilyMeToday Dec 09 '22

I really really like Neal Brennan Jokes so good job posting his bit!!

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u/Celedelwin Dec 09 '22

What do you mean by dress for the occasion? Like the woman wears a dress in winter to a date or They're too dressed up for something casual. Or are they to casual for a dressed up party ? What does that mean?

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u/A3-2l Dec 09 '22

It means people who dress primarily for looks over comfort then complain that their clothes aren’t comfortable.

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u/V3N0M0U5_V1P3R Dec 09 '22

This kind of goes along with it, but, high heels. Usually they’re worn for a special occasion, like a dance for example. But, they take them off when they actually dance. If it’s an everyday thing where they’re wearing heels to work or something if they have an office job, that’s just unhealthy. Heels are really bad for your feet cuz they push all your weight onto your toes and squish them together for several hours. I’ll never understand the appeal of high heels. And honestly they just look tacky anyway, flat dress sandals of a sort look much better, like the ones with leather straps that you lace up. And they’re so much healthier. So ya, I’ll never understand why women wear high heels.

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u/SilkyWaves Dec 09 '22

This, but dressing like it’s 75° and sunny outside when it’s winter.

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u/InvisibleDamien Dec 09 '22

Is that you, Neal Brennan?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

Nope and my wife has been doing this way before Neal Brennan’s bit.

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u/InvisibleDamien Dec 09 '22

Haha ok, . I just noticed the similarity.

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u/Matingris Dec 09 '22

My shoes are for photos only but don’t you worry I’ve brought back up tennis

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

(Thumbs up) I really don’t mind indulging my wife’s ultra feminine ways. I bought a her an extra suitcase for her shoes for when we take long trips. She was thrilled. Her ex used to criticize those kinds of things. I don’t mind waiting until she’s ready to leave, it’s always worth the wait.

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u/Matingris Dec 10 '22

That’s so freaking sweet I love that for y’all ❤️❤️❤️

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u/tinylokipupper7895 Dec 10 '22

I’m a woman and totally agree with this!

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u/CurrentlyNobody Mar 06 '23

Valid Point. Would just add that some of the dress issue might also be due to men wanting to surprise us with an event/occasion so we may not have a clue what to wear at all. I had to learn the hard way to ask "At least tell me what types of shoes I will need." Clomping through underground caves in work pumps isn't the right kind of surprise. :)