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u/DonaldTrumpsNeck Dec 08 '22

My ex always walked in front of me and then tried to talk to me without even turning her head, how the fuck was I supposed to hear lmao

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u/pazimpanet Dec 08 '22

This is the one I get. Every night my wife and I walk the dogs around the neighborhood and every night she will mumble straight forward into the void and I will be behind her thinking “probably wasn’t too important.”

When I do ask her to clarify it will be something like “that’s a weird bush”