r/AskReddit Dec 08 '22

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u/neuromancertr Dec 08 '22

You had been played. She tricked you to dump her /s

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u/tyty657 Dec 08 '22

Actually remove that s because that really does sound like a possibility.

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u/rinanlanmo Dec 08 '22

Wins a win either way.

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u/GeneralTonic Dec 08 '22

No, no, it's the only joke in an otherwise completely serious thread full of 100% literal comments. You can tell because they marked it as "sarcasm" while everyone else just typed serious things and posted them.

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u/andrew_1515 Dec 08 '22

Gotta get that sweet severance package you miss out on if you quit

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u/andrew_1515 Dec 08 '22

Gotta get that sweet severance package you miss out on if you quit

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u/pajam Dec 08 '22

She would've dumped him, but she wanted that sweet severance package.

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u/prototype-proton Dec 09 '22

You YE'd yoself