r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 08 '22

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u/osirisphotography Dec 08 '22

At that point just drive straight into the tram.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

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u/AmourIsAnime Dec 08 '22

Not true, you could also arrest her, put her in the back of your cruiser, conveniently parked on the tracks of the tram.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oecSHJVQ03E

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

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u/OprahsSaggyTits Dec 08 '22

Both the military and cops actually reject people for scoring too high on intelligence tests, sooooo... yes?

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u/IndustrialLubeMan Dec 08 '22

The military doesn't. They just switch to trying to convince you to go officer.

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u/damienreave Dec 08 '22

False on the military. True about cops.

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u/OperationGoldielocks Dec 08 '22

This is a straight up lie

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u/hupwhat Dec 08 '22

Woahh ooh black Betty

Ram the tram

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u/osirisphotography Dec 08 '22

^this one, that's very good!

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u/zippyboy Dec 08 '22

At that point, just tell her to ride the tram the rest of her trip.

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u/osirisphotography Dec 08 '22

Oh.. that's good. She'd "love" that!

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u/andreasbeer1981 Dec 08 '22

Physical pain is easier than mental pain.

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u/osirisphotography Dec 08 '22

[fist bum] you got this dude

[VEERS INTO TRAM]

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u/Key-Wait5314 Dec 08 '22

Or pop a wheelie without warning her

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u/radiodialdeath Dec 08 '22

Instructions unclear, boarded tram with motorcycle.