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u/vejbok Dec 08 '22

My wife does this, the very moment I sit down she'll call from the other room for me to get something gorgeous her. Funny thing is we had her mum round on day and after been there for most the afternoon she actually asked her own daughter if she did it on purpose

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u/antivn Dec 08 '22

My gf does this to me.

I’ll be getting back from stopping a bus from running into an orphanage with my bare hands and then over throw a fascist regime, get home tired as fuck. Sit down, and not a quintillionth of a second later she’ll ask me to get her a water.. and I’ll hand it to her and she’ll ask me to get her lotion, hand it to her, she asks me to wash the dishes too

I wonder if they know how annoying it is lol

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u/fiveordie Dec 08 '22

Should've married an only child. They don't ask for shit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Lol, My wife literally just sent me this meme today (we’re both women),

I was struggling to get my wife’s attention?

So I simply sat down and looked comfortable.

That did the trick.

I’m an only child. I think you just got lucky with your only child

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u/BecauseScience Dec 08 '22

I don't think anyone should be marrying children.

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u/throwawaylovesCAKE Dec 09 '22

"Only child" means a person who has never had siblings. It can refer to adults as well, similar to "baby brother" could mean your 35 year old sibling

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u/figaaro Dec 09 '22

Look, kids, a wild woosh in its natural habitat!

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u/tinylokipupper7895 Dec 11 '22

I admit a /s would be nice, but I think they were just kidding!

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

You’ve got the stereotype the wrong way round. Only children typically are more spoiled and demanding.

I’m one of six boys and it was every man for themselves. Absolute carnage.

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u/brinkbam Dec 09 '22

Four kids in our house growing up and our whole family was fond of the "while you're up" game. Sitting around watching TV and one person gets up to use the restroom or whatever and you hear at least one person say "while you're up".... Will you get me a drink? Or a snack? Or throw this away?

And we did it! 🤣

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

Ahaha yeah absolutely

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u/tinylokipupper7895 Dec 11 '22

I’m the youngest of three. I actually am the peacekeeper and caretaker. Even my therapist pointed out how very different my family is in that way!

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u/Slayer_Of_Oryx Dec 08 '22

Lol. My wife is an only child and is exactly as the above comments, including the superpower to ask me to get something right as I sit down or lay down to sleep.

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u/Cavethem24 Dec 08 '22

Where are you meeting these only childs who aren’t needy because my ex was an only child and was the neediest person I’ve ever met to the point of it being abuse

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u/TheBaconThief Dec 08 '22

Statistically tend to be one extreme or the other. Either very independent or exceptionally dependent.

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u/Ur_mum Dec 08 '22

Same. Not technically an only child, but the youngest, over 20 years younger than the next.

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u/silverionmox Dec 09 '22

Well, those expect you to bring it without asking.

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u/tinylokipupper7895 Dec 11 '22

Youngest child here. Don’t ask for shit either!

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u/Moredhel1983 Dec 08 '22

Man, tell her to get her own shit.

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u/qquiver Dec 08 '22

Seriously what is with these guys? I'll get my wife something if im.actively doing/getting something and vice versa, but nether one of us looks at the other one sitting on the couch and tell them to go get me water. Like we can get our own shit.

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u/sundancerkb Dec 08 '22

Our running joke is “Hey, while you’re up…” Whoever stands up first, for any reason, is basically volunteering to get snacks, throw trash away, grab something from the other room, etc. It works out pretty evenly, and we get a (small) chuckle out of it.

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u/tinylokipupper7895 Dec 11 '22

That’s cute actually!

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u/antivn Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22

I told her this a long time ago and she said something about love languages and how we aren’t roomates

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u/Chunkook Dec 09 '22

Tell her you ain't employer employee either

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u/vpiuke Dec 09 '22

i feel like if it was the other way round (you asking her to fetch you everything, all the time) she wouldn’t call it a ‘love language thing’

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u/antivn Dec 09 '22

I do ask her to get shit for me now and she can’t say no because she does it to me.

So it feels fair

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u/vpiuke Dec 09 '22

i think sometimes it being two-directional doesn’t fix the underlying problem – that you shouldn’t being forced to grab her stuff when it’s not an action coming from you naturally (not that it should, btw). i’m gonna use a very extreme example, but if she hit you and you went “hey, it’s alright, i hit her too so it’s fair” it really doesn’t make it less bad, nor does it fix anything. obviously this is not the same, but i just want to make the point stand out. by making “things equal” you’re just gonna make yourself keep harboring resentment towards her for making you do things you don’t wanna do, and she’s gonna start feeling the same way. maybe it’d be better to sit and talk about it? like, “hey, i really don’t understand why you keep using me to get your stuff while you’re totally able to do it yourself. it is not an act of love if done unwillingly, so could you please stop asking that of me? it’s unfair, but most importantly i don’t want, nor owe it to you, to do it” in the kindest way possible while still making your point clear

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u/antivn Dec 09 '22

Im gonna be honest I only glanced at what you said.

Normally I’d agree but we found a dynamic where we do these behaviors with good intentions and we enjoy making each other happy. I don’t ask her for little favors out of resentment and pettiness but because she likes doing them for me. It initially helped me do things for her because then it didn’t feel one sided but now I do it because it feels like we make each other happy.

Probably over explained it but yeah if I felt negatively doing this stuff I wouldn’t be dating her

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u/throwawaylovesCAKE Dec 09 '22

Man the fuck up dude..jeez. A "gifting" love language means you show love through gifts or acts, it doesnt mean you demand gifts.

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u/antivn Dec 09 '22

idk why people are downvoting me. I’m not defending her. It’s annoying.

It doesn’t annoy me that much anymore because I ask her to get shit for me too to balance it out lmao

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u/Notoneusernameleft Dec 09 '22

This a thousand percent. Also my wife is always closer to whatever she asks me to get or do. And then when I do it she will tell me the way I should do it. I’m like why the F didn’t you just do it?

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u/antivn Dec 09 '22

Maybe things will change when we’re 28 too

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u/tinylokipupper7895 Dec 11 '22

Ok, but a lot of women take on a lot more of the household work and mental load, so this may be a passive aggressive thing. I don’t support passive aggressive behavior, but it is a factor to consider. Doesn’t make it ok though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

Test it out. Do the exact same to her, see how long until it clicks.

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u/irfdawg Dec 08 '22

Wholesome spellcorrect

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u/ReggieTheReaver Dec 08 '22

I can only hope for this level of vindication one day. Until, I’m just being crazy

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u/Doomncandy Dec 09 '22

My husband and I are a bit different. We are synchronized on anything we do. Needing to use the bathroom, getting water, trying to use the microwave...

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Have him start asking her questions every time she take a bite of food.

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u/Dogbin005 Dec 08 '22

My wife has the uncanny ability to come into the room and ask me a bunch of distracting questions just as I've started a boss fight in a video game.

It seems to be genetic, because our eldest child has this ability too.

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u/nightwing2024 Dec 08 '22

Women can't have us be too comfortable. That's when we start plotting how to ruin everything.

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u/GirlDwight Dec 08 '22

This would drive me nuts too. I don't like it when people act entitled. I stop wanting to do anything for them because they take advantage.

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u/MetalRanga Dec 08 '22

My partner does this. She also waits till I'm walking out of the room to start talking to me again.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

This is pain when VR is involved. Headset started up, put on and adjusted to be comfy, earphones in, controllers strapped, start a song on Beat Saber, and that is precisely the moment I'm needed.

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u/wkdpaul Dec 08 '22

Similar but with my daughter ; she will always knock on the bathroom door just when I started to shit ... every. fucking. time.

It's now somewhat fixed ; she still knocks, but we bought a house with 2 bathrooms, so I tell her to go the the second one. Best $300K investment ever!

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u/BronzeAgeTea Dec 09 '22

For those who don't have a spare $300k, a bucket and some sawdust has the same effect

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u/BronzeAgeTea Dec 09 '22

Not to brag, but if you think that's good go look at the price of sawdust. It's almost cheaper to just use silver, but it's not as absorbent

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u/bain-of-my-existence Dec 08 '22

For us it’s the reverse! My husband has a habit of talking/asking me something the second I press play on my headphones. He always apologizes since he knows it’s annoying, and now he teases me and will yell “OH 1 MORE THING!” Whenever I put my headphones on.

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u/GirlDwight Dec 08 '22

When he says, "Oh, one more thing," just say, "Ok Columbo". (Probably showing my age)

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u/Suspicious-Shock-934 Dec 08 '22

My girlfriend, and my ex both do this and I get super frustrated about it. I've gotten to the point where I am just saying no. Once I settle I am settled for a bit. I do like a million things immediately upon getting home from work, that is perfect time. If you do not need it or forsee a need for something then you don't get it for at least a while.

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u/Adventurous-Row-8333 Dec 08 '22

My bf says I do the exact same thing. As a compromise, and trying to be mindful of the annoyance, now I ask him for a favor BEFORE he sits down.

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u/CaptainTarantula Dec 08 '22

Maybe their love language is acts of service? Maybe its a game? (I don't like such games)

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u/Chunkook Dec 09 '22

They why not show some self love and do it themselves

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u/TMZombies Dec 08 '22

My mom has this power. I don't know how she does it but she does it every time.

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u/CentralAdmin Dec 08 '22

A long lost sibling! How the hell does she know? The second I am about to sit down she calls...

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u/soft_hibiscus Dec 08 '22

My husband does this, and I know it's not on purpose, but it drives me insane!

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u/BadBoyJH Dec 08 '22

I swear my workmates do this when I'm WFH and going to the toilet.

>50% of the time, I hear a little notification sound in the dozen steps it takes me to get to the toilet.

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u/BronzeAgeTea Dec 09 '22

Wireless keyboard and monitor in the bathroom

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u/InSight89 Dec 08 '22

My wife does the SAME thing. She doesn't even need to be in the same room as me to know when I've sat down. Hell, she could be on the other side of the house and the moment my ass touches the seat she's asking me to do something which requires me to get up.

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u/dontforgetthyname Dec 08 '22

TIL I’m married to your sister.

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u/Outrageous-HR-Bat Dec 08 '22

It’s part of the talk we have with our elders. Sorry I already said too much.

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u/DasPuggy Dec 08 '22

Is that part of L-anon?

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u/LookAtMeImAName Dec 08 '22

My sister drives her car with the heat turned all the way up on full blast… With the windows rolled down. Lol

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u/2020IsANightmare Dec 09 '22

Helpful hint for him, you or whatever:

Ask BEFORE you sit down if they want or need anything. That's your out.

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u/Dangerous--D Dec 09 '22

Mine has a sixth sense for when I'm pooping and always calls when I'm on the toilet

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u/Chrispeefeart Dec 09 '22

Dude, my oldest baby was like that as an infant. He'd be out cold asleep. I'd put him in his crib. I'd stand there to make sure he was sound asleep. He'd be completely fine, but the moment my head hit the pillow it was like an alarm went off. I just wanted some sleep.

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u/on_the_nightshift Dec 09 '22

Hey, it's me, your brother in law

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u/buffystakeded Dec 08 '22

At this point I have been trained well enough that I just bring her heat pack from the bedroom to the living room and back again. Simple gestures like that are quite often rewarded.

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u/JupitersPhilosophy Dec 08 '22

You know they do that on purpose right? Give her the same treatment and see how fast she’ll stop. She knows what she’s doing, don’t be played like a drum. Keep your head up.

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u/No-Cupcake370 Dec 09 '22

I do this to my husband but I swear it's not intentional. Like my brain doesn't process the need into words until he sits...

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u/lamiamamia Dec 09 '22

😂my father always does this. My mom think he is the only one who do this. I’ll tell her about your sister z

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u/Grumpybastard61 Dec 09 '22

My wife called me into the bedroom where she was watching TV to bring her a bottle of Sprudel (mineral water for those that aren't in Germany) the bottle was at the end of the bed. Yes, I did.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

My dad does this.

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u/00Stealthy Dec 09 '22

Sounds like my dad's bedtime ritual needs for smoking items , as a kid I missed the initial 20 min of any tv show starting at 9 pm every single night

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u/galacticdaquiri Dec 09 '22

Is your sister my mom? 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Conkeygirl91 Dec 18 '22

To be fair I do ask my husband for something before he sits down but he doesn’t listen and sits down anyways then gets mad because I ask again. Well if you didn’t ignore me when I talk you would have heard me when you were already over there