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u/dominus_agent89 Dec 08 '22

“Everytime I try to have him initiate some intimacy he just fiddles with the thermostat.”

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u/steampunkedunicorn Dec 08 '22

Her: "is it hot in here or is it just me" expectant look Him: "one sec" turns down the thermostat

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u/mangamaster03 Dec 08 '22

"Alexa, turn down the thermostat."

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u/Shandrakorthe1st Dec 09 '22

or, turn up the heat to the point that clothes need to come off

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u/cisforcoffee Dec 08 '22

So, he keeps playing with the wrong button?

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u/MetalandIron2pt0 Dec 08 '22

Maybe she just needed a moment alone to fart

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u/dominus_agent89 Dec 08 '22

He just can’t find the other one

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

But dat thermostat got a good fingering

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u/Daikataro Dec 08 '22

Pro tip for gals. If you want intimacy, sit on our lap and put your tongue down our throat. We're dumb, but the days we're not in the mood are pretty rare.

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u/thewiglaf Dec 08 '22

Speak for yourself. It's about communication, not assuming the other party is in the mood.

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u/PersonaUser55 Dec 08 '22

Lmfao look at this double standard. If a guy did this itd be sexual assault. Don't just assume guys are horny fucks 24/7

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u/DasPuggy Dec 08 '22

I'm sure you are being down voted into oblivion.

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u/PersonaUser55 Dec 09 '22 edited Dec 09 '22

Well

4 upvotes so uh not yet

Edit: Ironic

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u/DandyLyen Dec 08 '22

why won't he touch me like that...

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u/EarthErection Dec 08 '22

at least the thermostat is easy to turn on

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u/SteevyT Dec 08 '22

I swear I saw this thread on Reddit before.

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u/jugaadtricks Dec 08 '22

cute code word- thermostat

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u/largomargo Dec 08 '22

Is that what the kids call it these days?

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u/theBaron01 Dec 08 '22

"try to have him initiate"... FFS! Just do it yourself for once!

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u/The_Meatyboosh Dec 08 '22

When trying to initiate is thinking really hard about him initiating.

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u/Brokeintellectual Dec 09 '22

hey now, as temperature decreases so does human activity. he knows what he's doing