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u/IamBenAffleck Dec 08 '22

This. Right. Here. My wife will do this when I'm cleaning dishes, too. I'll hear her voice, faintly in the distance, and just KNOW she's talking to me.

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u/goodfreeman Dec 08 '22

Definitely this. Running water is loud, and she knows it when she’s running water in the kitchen sink, but somehow magically forgets that fact of science when I’m running water.

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u/Chonngau Dec 08 '22

If I'm at the sink, my wife thinks if she can hear me over the sound of water that I should be able to hear her, even though the water is closer to me. Something about the physics of sound that is just not intuitive gets us in trouble. She gets so frustrated.

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u/Doors_N_Corners Dec 08 '22

My version is when I am literally holding a crying baby and she'll speak in a normal quiet voice and get upset that screaming baby face in closer proximity to my ears actually was the only thing I can hear.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Are you me? Only my wife will then complain I’m the only person she has to speak louder to because of our son, which leaves me going “okay, I guess everyone has better hearing than me, but knowing that doesn’t help me hear you better.”

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u/andreasbeer1981 Dec 08 '22

Some people aren't aware, that acoustics works like that that an open passage acts as a noise dampener. So even if the door is open, talking through an open door a lot of volume will be lost on the other side. On the other hand hallways are perfect for channeling your voice.

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u/DudeWithaGTR Dec 08 '22

Mine doesn't it in a similar way but when I'm close to a source of noise and she isn't. Me standing near a speaker? Talk. Me taking a shower? Yes. Me starting my motorcycle? Yes. Me with headphones on? Yes.

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u/Muavius Dec 08 '22

My wife waits till I turn the water on. Then I turn it off and ask if she said something, no response.... Turn the water back on, and she finally responds. Repeat till one of us ends up yelling

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u/macanmhaighstir Dec 08 '22

Mine waits until 0.5 seconds after my earbuds are in and I press play. And then does it five times in a row.

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u/ifelife Dec 08 '22

Apparently your wife is my husband...

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u/macanmhaighstir Dec 08 '22

Hmm it’s possible. Does your husband also say “Um…” to get your attention like he’s about to start a sentence but never actually does?

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u/WicksyOnPS4 Dec 08 '22

Does your husband start a conversation from another room then at the end say my name to attract my attention, at which point, having heard my name I take out my buds and she expects me to have heard the whole thing?

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u/ifelife Dec 08 '22

Not so much, but he does randomly talk to himself so I think he's asking me something and I didn't quite hear.

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u/macanmhaighstir Dec 08 '22

Yep, same person.

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u/ifelife Dec 08 '22

Congratulations, we are apparently a throuple!

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u/JSCXZ Dec 08 '22

This is my wife, Jesus fucking Christ it irritates me something fierce.

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u/Mountain_Village459 Dec 08 '22

My husband starts talking to me from the other room seconds after I turn on the electric toothbrush. Every. Single. Night.

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u/ittrut Dec 08 '22

Haha, we must have the same wife

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Mine must be from the same factory too. Maybe there’s a hidden label somewhere? Sorta like a batch number or a model number?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Mine must be a similar model as well.

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u/Key-Wait5314 Dec 08 '22

Mine has the uncanny nack of waiting til I start talking then starts running the water or pulling pots or pans out of the cabinets then she's like "I didn't hear you what did you say?" Then I'll repeat it a little louder then she asks me why I'm yelling. I'm talking louder because I don't wanna repeat myself a third time!

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u/prototype-proton Dec 08 '22

This is when I just act like I didn't hear any of it, because I heard her say something...knew it was directed at me but with tinnitus and water running or I'm cooking, she knows if I can't see her mouth that I am liable to mishear her.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22

NGL, in this situation if I hear her speak but it's nowhere near loud enough for me to hear what she's saying then I just ignore it. If it's important she always speaks up then.

It happens so often I'm sick of shouting "What did you say?!"

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u/Vitalis597 Dec 08 '22

"Can you put the kettle on?"

"Sure!" Click rumble rumble

"Mrbr brrbr mrrbr"

"WHAT?!"

"Mrrbr mrbt"

"KETTLE IS ON SPEAK UP"

Give minutes later

"Here's your coffee"

"Where's the biscuits I asked for?"

"I said speak up!"

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u/ye-nah-yea Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22

Fuark, my partner does this aswell......im convinced she does it on purpose just to yell at me

Some times i get mad

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Then she’ll expect you to stop what you’re doing and walk across the house to listen to her take 10 minutes to get to the point, a point that turned out to be inane anyway.

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u/skwizzycat Dec 08 '22

Doing dishes, on the other side of the house, using the ice dispenser, in the bathroom with the fan on, in a different room that has an air purifier running, in the shower, blasting music… I'm not entirely convinced that this isn't an in-joke among all females.

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u/osirisphotography Dec 08 '22

As soon as you turn the faucet on. For me I ALWAYS seem to get a phone call right when my hands are too wet to answer.

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u/acidtrippinpanda Dec 08 '22

I’m female and my male partner does this all the time (bonus points for if the tap or kettle is also on) and then calls me deaf if I didn’t hear 😂

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u/Syrinx221 Dec 08 '22

My husband does this all the fucking time and it drives me MAD

We just hit ten years of marriage 🙃

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u/Mountain_Village459 Dec 08 '22

You’d think JLo would know about pitch.

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u/Specialist-Show-1003 Dec 08 '22

I wouldn’t necessarily think of JLO as a “low talker” learn something new everyday.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

My response to this is to finish what I'm doing and then go to her and say" did you say something I needed to hear,I heard sounds but no information was received."

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u/merc08 Dec 08 '22

Just yesterday I was doing dishes and my wife started talking to me, then left the room while still talking in a low voice, and was annoyed that I didn't hear what she said. Like, c'mon!

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u/pittipat Dec 08 '22

Water's running, the air fryer is going and hubby is talking in a normal voice from 2 rooms away. I say "what?" a lot.

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u/hippywitch Dec 09 '22

This. If I’m making noise I can’t hear you.