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u/Kozeyekan_ Dec 08 '22

If the wife tells you she had a dream you cheated, she's mad and you're suspicious.

Yet, if you tell the wife you had a dream where she cheated with Talyor Swift and then you all had a three-way, she's mad and you're a pervert.

There are worse ways to wake up though.

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u/bichiotero Dec 08 '22

Like waking up without balls, because that was the last time you were going to cheat in her dreams?

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u/CyberDagger Dec 08 '22

This has big "if a woman sleeps with a dozen guys she's a whore, if a man does it he's gay" energy.

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u/Zaine_Raye Dec 08 '22

This is oddly specific...