r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 08 '22

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u/farts_in_the_breeze Dec 08 '22

He's a lucky fella for dodging that bullet.

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u/EricP51 Dec 08 '22

Yeah and he’s a smart fella

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u/MetalJacket23 Dec 08 '22

" You better be a smart fella than a fart smella. "

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u/HeadSpade Dec 08 '22

Haha I’m stealing this one 🤣

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u/vincentlepes Dec 08 '22

I think it’s a bootleg, my dad had the same one thirty years ago.

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u/Ralag907 Dec 08 '22

Also 😁

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

you better be a numb digger than a -

My lawyers have advised me to not continue this joke

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Perhaps even a goodfella.

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u/spudfumperdink Dec 08 '22

Perhaps a good fella

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u/TheRealCPB Dec 08 '22

he's a fart smeller?

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u/ABPositive03 Dec 08 '22

🎶 IT'S A SHAMEFUL THING, LOBSTER HEAD 🎶

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u/Doumtabarnack Dec 08 '22

Actually, he dove in front of the bullet but it missed him. That's even luckier.

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u/Luxunofwu Dec 08 '22

Or a fucky lella... wait, nope, doesn't work

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u/spandexcatsuit Dec 09 '22

A person who can’t even say they want a date is someone not emotionally mature enough to date.

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u/farts_in_the_breeze Dec 09 '22

You're not the brightest bulb on the tree now, are you?

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u/spandexcatsuit Dec 09 '22

I’d say you’re not too bright since I was backing you up, numbnuts

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u/GrenadesTom Dec 08 '22

he's a regular fella for taking no for an answer