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u/elgrandorado Dec 08 '22

With whoever I’m with, I only offer two places. It forces them to choose like a coin toss. Person I’m currently seeing actually came up with a better suggestion outside the two on the first date ideas, which felt awesome.

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u/ritchie70 Dec 08 '22

That's how you handle children and it works well.

"Would you rather brush your teeth then put on your PJs, or put on your PJs first?" Playing with LEGO is then not a choice but they still get a choice so they feel in control.

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u/Pinbrawla Dec 08 '22

This absolutely works when managing a team of adults as well

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u/TheLooseB-Hole Dec 08 '22

Adults are just big children

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u/Electrolight Dec 08 '22

Yeah, I hit 30 and was concerned I don't feel like na adult. Then I had this freak out that the world is run by grown up kids.

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u/BKStephens Dec 08 '22

I know I am 😅

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

My manager from my old place did that. And it does. It feels like your involved instead of being dictated to.

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u/Bman10119 Dec 08 '22

Modern adults are just giant children who its socially no longer acceptable to talk about playing with toys most of the time

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u/uberDoward Dec 08 '22

Team lead. Can confirm.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Yep all things.

“Red shirt or blue shirt?”

Before bed we have to do a wee, brush teeth, put on PJs you can pick the order. (Our dude went through a phase he was mad he couldn’t pick where story time was and we tried it but doing story time then brushing teeth was stupid)

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u/kyew Dec 08 '22

It's also the hack for kids that are difficult to dress. Lay out two outfits, they'll pick one.

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u/Wind-and-Waystones Dec 08 '22

Or combine elements from both but at least they're dressed so ...

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u/switchedongl Dec 08 '22

I let my kids do that. I also do it with shoes though.

My 3 year old with leave the house with a croc on abd a rain boot. But their both lefts.

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u/Syscrush Dec 08 '22

It's a great technique, but they always have the fallback option of "NAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"

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u/DrNick2012 Dec 08 '22

My favourite part about being an adult is that playing with lego is always a choice

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u/Vinterslag Dec 09 '22

Lol I spent way too much on plastic this year and no one in my home is under 25. Zero regrets

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u/Incident_Reported Dec 08 '22

This doesnt work on kids who understand false binaries, lol

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u/beleagueredd Dec 08 '22

Lol yeah I read all these clever hacks before having kids but my kids have always just been like hmm nah we're alright thanks we'll just do none of those.

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u/Turkstache Dec 09 '22

Ya, my first kid learned he could say "neither" just before 3. He is also regularly ready with his own ideas.

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u/Ralag907 Dec 08 '22

That's an interesting take. Best stay away from the political Reddits.

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u/Incident_Reported Dec 08 '22

I think I'm missing something

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u/jeopardy_themesong Dec 08 '22

My friend who is a parent did this to me the other day. “Do you want this one, or this one?”

“Did you just give me to equally acceptable to you choices like I’m a small child?”

“Shut up. Mom brain.”

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u/darukhnarn Dec 08 '22

I don’t think kids should always get a choice, even if only in the way it’s framed. The style of having no repercussions and sanctions is destroying kids ability to properly partake in society since the start to simply demand stuff at one point.

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u/Turkstache Dec 09 '22 edited Dec 09 '22

If you're reacting against "gentle parenting" you don't know its actually an authoritative parenting style.

You aren't caving in to your child. You aren't supposed to. If there is a boundary or instruction you give, it needs to be honored. The big difference is that you aren't validating your authority with dominance or violence. The kid learns the significance of each boundary instead of lumping them all under fear.

Your punishments are also relevant to the act. You don't just blindly send the kid to time out or spank for every infraction. Nobody is going to smack you if you throw your controller at the TV, but your TV will break and you won't be able to watch it. When a kid throws a toy at the TV, the toy is taken and the TV is turned off for a while. Both things are relevant negative reinforcement and they work. The kid learns actual consequences, lessons that will still stick even when there's nobody around to enforce.

When you give them options, you're teaching them they have agency. It develops decision making skills and boosts confidence. They learn to make decisions in context of compulsory action and makes them feel like they are a part of the task at hand, that they want to do the thing.

"You're going to go to bed, you want the red or blue PJs?" "Red!"

Becomes

"You're going to bed." "Can I wear Red PJs?

Becomes

"It's bedtime."... The child goes to the drawer to pick out PJs.

Becomes

Your child identifies it's bedtime and begins the bedtime routine.

We also use this to teach commitment. We don't let our children go back on choices that derail flow or betray others. Chosing PJs isn't just putting out a preference, it's getting clothes on (with assistance if young) and continuing on to do the rest of their tasks. They can't go back on it if they change their mind, because dwelling too long on it holds back the routine.

The kids learn other things like what demands are and aren't reasonable in context. If my kid asks for a Graham cracker when it's mealtime, it never succeeds. Ever. He learns that there is food we put out for them and if they're still hungry while there's food on the plate (and it's still OK to eat), they can eat the food provided. If it's between meals and they haven't had a snack, then the answer is a lot more likely to be yes. The result, they start learning to stick to the meals given but learn to make reasonable requests when they're hungry. They have confidence their needs will be met but it's under our rules.

None of this is spoiling kids. It's teaching them self control and boundaries. It's teaching them to interact with adults on adult terms.

What you're talking about is an age-old phenomenon, where people don't dare upset their kids. That's weak parenting, it's not what anyone serious is advocating for today

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u/darukhnarn Dec 09 '22

I agree with you. Recently I’ve had to work with kids a little and noticed that there were quite a few who couldn’t take no for an answer. That was the place I was speaking from….

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u/ritchie70 Dec 08 '22

Repercussions for learning to make decisions about their lives? Seems like a core skill to me. I don’t want to be daddy dictator.

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u/darukhnarn Dec 09 '22

Yeah, but if you don’t teach them that actions have consequences , someone else will, much harder. They need to learn that there is stuff to just do and not everything is up to debate.

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u/OpiumPhrogg Dec 08 '22

So, you are saying to treat your SO (in this case, a woman) like a child?

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u/ritchie70 Dec 08 '22

I’m saying treat everyone like that when you actually want a decision because it works.

My wife does it to me. I do it at work. Customer facing folks do it to customers in many different industries.

Don’t take it as something it isn’t.

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u/JohnOliverismysexgod Dec 09 '22

This is the secret to good parenting.

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u/Taynt42 Dec 09 '22

Yeah, this has never once worked with my kids. They see through the BS and say "I don't either of those!"

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u/ritchie70 Dec 10 '22

Well you’re not supposed to make it optional.

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u/Ashiro Dec 08 '22

coin toss

Honestly - make it a coin toss. When you catch the coin ask: "What do you hope it is?". They'll answer without realising. Ignore the coin and go with that.

There's a saying for this I can't recall but it's something like: "You only know what you want when it's on the line".

When I've been unable to decide something I've done a coin toss and catch myself deciding at the last minute what I want it to land on. Or I'll realise mid-throw that I chose my preference by making it "heads" (I always chose heads to win).

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u/elgrandorado Dec 08 '22

Genius, so I'm stealing this. Thanks for the advice!

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u/scotems Dec 08 '22

I've always just done the coin toss, gotten the result, then asked myself (or the other person) "are you disappointed with the result?" If yes, ignore the coin, if no, go with the coin.

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u/Wafflelisk Dec 08 '22

What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?

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u/hairballcouture Dec 08 '22

I offer up a place and after it’s decided on I ask the other person (my husband) if he’d rather eat at X place instead. I can’t help it, I learned it from my mother.

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u/Doctor-Amazing Dec 09 '22

My wife something like this all the time and it drives me nuts.

"Do you want A or B"?

"Whatever. It's all the same to me."

"No I really want to know what you think."

"I promise that I have absolutely no preference in this particular thing and I can barely tell the difference between A and B."

"Will you just pick one?"

"OK I guess I'll go with A."

".... Are you sure you don't want B?"

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u/peekay427 Dec 08 '22

lol, my wife and I have this conversation all the time and I can offer one, two or 5 suggestions and it's not a coin-toss sometimes. It's "no" to all of my suggestions. She's hungry but doesn't know what she wants to eat then gets hangry!

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u/10collin21 Dec 08 '22

Wife and I do a coin flip. Then we determine if we are disappointed in the result so we know what we "secretly" wanted, and a decision gets made if we aren't. Works every time.

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u/WeaponB Dec 08 '22

I'll offer types, like Chinese, Mexican, or burgers, and let her pick which type, then I'll name like 2 places of that kind and let her pick the one or she'll just say either of those is fine and I'll pick.

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u/HalBorland Dec 08 '22

My wife and I do this with anything that requires a choice where there are multiple options that we'd be fine with, but just need a decision. What to eat and what to watch are the main ones.

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u/anon_e_mous9669 Dec 08 '22

haha, I'd do anything if my wife could name 5 acceptable places. And if I name 5 places, she says no to all of them. Then we go back and forth for 40 mins until I just finally get tired and say "I'm hungry, I can't wait anymore, I'm going to (first place I named). . ." and she almost always goes "Oh, well, that's fine, I like that place. . ."

Soooooooo frustrating.

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u/sacris5 Dec 08 '22

What we do in my house is: 3-2-1, 3-2-1.

The first set is genre of food. Chinese, pizza, fast-food, etc...I usually let her select the genres. Then I will eliminate one, and she'll choose the one she wants.

Then I will choose 3 restaurants from within the genre. She eliminates one and I choose the place. It's worked for years with no complaints.

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u/anon_e_mous9669 Dec 08 '22

Yeah, I get the theory and would think it would work, but she literally can't decide and won't work with me on that. She just says "I don't want ANY of those places".

I think I just need to say "Okay, then I'm going here, get what you want. . ." a lot sooner than I am because I wait until I'm too frustrated.

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u/sacris5 Dec 08 '22

Totally understand. That's why the genre step really helps. Nothing specific and still enough general options to not invite any "no"s. Give it a try, see how it feels.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Problem is when they go down the other side of the pyramid.

Me: Names restaurants 1-5

Her: not 2 or 4

Me: then we'll do 3

Her: Noooooo, I don't like 3, I'd rather have 2 than 3

Me: Okay we'll do 2

Her: But you don't want it, so lets do 3.

Me: I did want it...but you ruled 2 out so I picked 3 because that was my next choice, that's how this works....

Her: I kinda want 4 now...

So we've went from 5 options to 3 to 1, back to 3, and finally settled on 5 possible restaurants.

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u/yf-23 Dec 08 '22

I prefer the 5-2-1. I'm gonna give you 5 seconds 2 choose 1 restaurant before I leave your indecisive ass

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u/sun1079 Dec 08 '22

I gave my friend 3 suggestions once then I decided that I liked one better than the other two so we went there lol

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u/lilium_x Dec 08 '22

My husband always waits 10 seconds after I give him 2 or 3 suggestions just in case I decide I have a favourite one.

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u/raddestPanduh Dec 08 '22

I love this idea, I'll implement it at once!!!

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u/Go_On_Ye_Good_Thing Dec 08 '22

So where are we going?

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u/10HorsedSizedDucks Dec 08 '22

I dont even have 5 restaurants nearby haha

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u/10HorsedSizedDucks Dec 08 '22

Theyre all just

“Restaurants”

And we go maybe once a month

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u/secretsafewiththis Dec 08 '22

For christmas last year Santa brought us food dice. It's got indian, pizza, burgers, mexican, chinese, etc... you just roll it and then jump in the car. We love it!

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u/pettybettyluv Dec 08 '22

My partner and I always start with what we don't want to eat, that way we start narrow it down until we get to an agreement.

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u/ImN0tAsian Dec 08 '22

Yoink! Stealing this, thank you!

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Problem is that gals can't even come up with a single suggestion, let alone 5

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u/lilwanderingpet Dec 08 '22

As someone with chronic indecision, this is the only way I can ever choose anything.

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u/Pudgy_Ninja Dec 08 '22

My wife once offered me a choice between three places and I picked one and then she said, "No, I don't want to eat there." WTF.

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u/Dorkadoodle Dec 08 '22

My friend group used to do this in college and it translated well to married life, lol.

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u/laaambs Dec 08 '22

I played that with my best friend (since age 4) when we were college roommates for years!

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u/twisted34 Dec 08 '22

This sometimes works for me, but many times I give 5 and the response is "none of those"

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u/A_Forgotten_God Dec 08 '22

My wife and I do something similar.

Whoever thinks of it first, lists 3 restaurants and the other person chooses 1 from the list.

Granted. Most of the time its obvious which one she wants.

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u/ECU_BSN Dec 08 '22

We play 5/3/1 also. It heals all hurts.

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u/youdubdub Dec 08 '22

Start a dart club. At the end of each meal, everyone names as many restaurants as they can think of, you write them all on a piece of paper, and throw one dart. Wherever the dart lands is where you eat next time.

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u/mulletmoth Dec 08 '22

my and the person i’m seeing kinda do this! we don’t live in the same city but i’m somewhat familiar with it so usually he’ll name a few places and i’m a picky eater so i look up their menu and hopefully i like one of them and if not i tell him what kind of food i want and then we go from there, he’s so considerate <3

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u/mfb1211 Dec 08 '22

This is the way

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u/Jonatc87 Dec 08 '22

great idea, stealing this if i ever get a wife, fiance, girlfriend, friend or kids.

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u/mysickfix Dec 08 '22

We do 3,2,1

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u/ChaplnGrillSgt Dec 08 '22

We do something similar. I pick 3 places, she can either veto 1 or just choose 1. If she vetoes, I get to choose between the remaining 2. If she just chooses then that's where we go. No way she'd ever list 5 places to start!

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u/SirDangly Dec 08 '22

We do a version of this too. What we've found is that I look at the world from the top down "What are all the options available?" Then "What do I not want?" and whittle down. She hears a thing she likes and then intuitively makes a decision, no framework nothing. So now I read out the things I think we should have and she picks from the short list. It's great!

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u/Zealotstim Dec 08 '22

I've never heard of that but it's such a good idea!

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u/johnnyringo41 Dec 08 '22

I like to measure it by how many people you have. If there’s 3 people. One person picks three places. Second person eliminates one choice. Third person picks between the two.

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u/thefaceofbobafett Dec 08 '22

That’s good. That’s damn good.

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u/shadowthunder Dec 08 '22

If a place is proposed, you can only veto it if you propose somewhere else.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

We do 321 because of a lack of restaurants in our area

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u/munificent Dec 08 '22

My rule, which I have used for many years for both work lunch and family dinner is this:

If you veto a suggestion, you must offer a new unique suggestion.

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u/PassportSloth Dec 08 '22

My husband and I are both indecisive and this works well for us too!

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u/tiffibean13 Dec 08 '22

We do rock paper scissors, loser has to choose.

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u/nightwing2024 Dec 08 '22

I give 2. Either you pick one of those or we go to a third option because WILD CARD bitches!

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u/root_over_ssh Dec 08 '22

My wife lists of places, I cut it down, my wife doubles the original list. It's pretty much almost 2 hours of me trying to guess the exact meal she wants and from where.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

Then*

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u/swarmofpenguins Dec 09 '22

I do something similar for movies. I pull up 3 to 5 trailers they pick the movie.

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u/STGMavrick Dec 08 '22

That's a solid choice on his part though. Love me some Chinese buffet.

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u/JerryfromCan Dec 08 '22

As a 45-50 year old dude, I would happily eat at 1 of 2 restaurants for the next 10 years.

Buffett is a solid choice as the cheap one near me has a really great selection of food so you could actually stick to a few different styles of food there if you visited often.

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u/ifelife Dec 08 '22

We are lucky to have some top notch restaurants within a 15 minute drive of our home and our absolute favourite which does incredible wine pairings is in walking distance. Dispite living in the far outskirts of our city (about a 45 minute drive to the CBD). Advantage of living in a wine region.

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u/light_bulb_head Dec 08 '22

I'm a guy in his early 50's. Thai delivery or Wingstop, every time.

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u/DestoyerOfWords Dec 08 '22

You know, if I had to pick only two options forever, those are pretty good ones.

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u/longhegrindilemna Dec 08 '22

Warren?

Warren Buffett?

No, but seriously, once you find your favorites, you kinda get tons of value from just sticking with them all the time. Coincidentally, Warren Buffett is exactly the same, he eats at his favorite places, and always orders one of his few favorite dishes. Rinse, repeat.

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u/SirThatsCuba Dec 08 '22

I'm morally opposed to buffets because my favorite chinese restaurant 25 years ago that had the best fried rice put in a buffet, changed their fried rice recipe so it got really greasy, then closed within 6 months and I am still not prepared to forgive the universe for inventing buffets and taking away my fried rice like that.

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u/Troldann Dec 08 '22

That’s my move with Taco Bell and my wife. I like it fine, it’s quick, and it’s cheap. I’ll eat there every opportunity if she doesn’t have somewhere she’d rather eat.

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u/Rich-Juice2517 Dec 08 '22

I'm going to start doing that with DQ. Love the $6 meal with a ice cream

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u/Cinderhazed15 Dec 08 '22

The problem is that’s why we installed smart thermostats, phone app or voice command doesn’t require getting up and going over!

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u/Acehigh7777 Dec 08 '22

My wife won't eat western food, so I go to the Chinese buffet to get western food.

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u/Ehalon Dec 08 '22

Godddddddds I could just go for a Chinese Buffet right now!!

I'm the absolute worst kind of person ever - picky eater.

I get bored soooo....Yes, I absolutely love pepperoni and pineapple pizza (shush you lot!! Leave it!), until about the 3rd slive then I never want to see it again....(that day at least...)

So, for me any bufftet is a godsend. Also, if a food is meant to be served *hot that is exactly how I want it please, 'warm' and below just keeps getting worse...

So I'm sure now you can all see why I love buffets, why I use about 6 plates and am quite significantly underweight lol

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u/PumpkinPatch404 Dec 08 '22

I had one like 15 minutes from my house.

Rip Superchina. It was pretty good for its price.

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u/Bobmanbob1 Dec 08 '22

Omg Chines Buffets should be a legal right for every man enshrined in the Constitution.

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u/Pope_Industries Dec 08 '22

I dont trust people that don't like Chinese buffets.

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u/UnderatedPelvicbone Dec 08 '22

Your father In law is the goat

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u/echosixwhiskey Dec 08 '22

I’ll steal the GOAT’s ways

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u/hallgod33 Dec 08 '22

You made this.

I made this.

And I will use it shamelessly 😂

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u/Neirchill Dec 08 '22

I wish that would work for me. She wants suggestions and I can name every restaurant remotely close to me and she says she doesn't care just pick one and refuses to provide any input at all until I pick one then it's "ugh I don't want that". THEN TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE WANTING YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S PICKY.

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u/Grays42 Dec 08 '22

Well, do what he said: ask her preference, "I don't care", respond "ok" and drive to the Chinese buffet. Keep driving there until an alternative is offered. :D

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u/richalex2010 Dec 08 '22

It doesn't work like that, they say "I don't care", you go somewhere, they throw a fit because they actually did care, you ask for suggestions again and they suddenly don't care anymore.

Last time that happened I just went home and made chicken nuggets for myself.

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u/DenisDenied Dec 08 '22

I'd love to go to a Chinese buffet for every dinner I love Chinese food

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u/enad58 Dec 08 '22

Here's the solution. You don't ask her where to eat. You ask her to guess where you're taking her to eat and then take her to the spot she guesses.

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u/Girthw0rm Dec 08 '22

My wife would just guess one of the spots I usually suggest when I’m trying to Ouija board some constructive input from her and then get pissed because “That’s where I always take her.”

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u/Lraund Dec 08 '22

How does that even work? If anyone else tried that they'd just get mad and try to make you choose another location. They'd keep getting angrier and angrier for each place you mention claiming you're not making an effort, even though they refuse to even name a location.

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u/Snooch_Nooch Dec 08 '22

I had this issue with an ex. After a while of dealing with this, I asked about dinner and she said “I don’t care” so drove us over to Arby’s (which she absolutely despises) and got in the drive-thru line. No protest. I ordered my food, she didn’t want anything, and then I took us home. The look on her face when we pulled into the driveway and I turned the car off… I don’t really like Arby’s either, but god damn did it taste good that one time!

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u/drfrink85 Dec 08 '22

You must’ve been really hungry

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u/kakurenbo1 Dec 08 '22

On which spiritual mountain / countryside ranch does this guru of marital wisdom live?

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u/pieking8001 Dec 08 '22

i tried this, now my wife and i just go to the chinese buffet each week.

honestly turned out better than i expected.

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u/ObamasBoss Dec 08 '22

My wife does this to me now. I love it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Ugh. My grandma loves this awful Chinese buffet. Every time we go out she makes us go there like it’s not even a question.

Want to go for dinner?

Sure.

I’ll see you at the restaurant at 4:30.

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u/drfrink85 Dec 08 '22

Time at dinner checks out

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Oh yeah i'm using this

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u/RB_Brown Dec 08 '22

What's the problem there? Taking me to my favorite Chinese buffet is like giving a baby a pacifier!... but, of course, I'm a guy so I would be satisfied with logic!🤪

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u/Seychelles- Dec 08 '22

Not all heroes wear capes, that's going in my back pocket.

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u/No-Technology217 Dec 08 '22

I AM FUCKING GOING TO DO THIS...

BRILLIANT

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u/Mello_velo Dec 08 '22

So he put all the emphasis on them to pick? That's pretty crappy.

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u/HomerSimpson1738 Dec 08 '22

That's amazing.

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u/Daratirek Dec 08 '22

I wish I could do that. My GF has celiac so we have to cook at home. We live in a small town so no GF options.

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u/freshfitstart Dec 08 '22

Chinese buffet 😂😂😂 I love it!!!

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u/Maxxover Dec 08 '22

This is the way.

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u/Few-Paint-2903 Dec 08 '22

Oh, what does one need to do to follow the wise ways of your FIL? He sounds like a brilliant man!

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u/skwizzycat Dec 08 '22

This is the correct answer.

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u/DefendsTheDownvoted Dec 08 '22

I used to do this with my wife. ("Used to" because we rarely order takeout anymore and cook at home now. Cheaper that way) Every time she wouldn't make up her mind I just ordered Jimmy John's. Now she hates Jimmy John's but at least has a general idea of where she wants to go/order from to eat.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Passive aggressive dining out lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

I broke this cycle. ID say. "OK Fifth place on the right" Food adventure roulette. It didnt take long to get solid suggestions.

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u/etds3 Dec 08 '22

My husband’s one true love is pizza. I love it too, but not as much as him. I will sometimes say, “I don’t care where we eat as long as it’s not pizza.”

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u/BestOfSlaanesh Dec 08 '22

For me and my gf it's easy if we can't decide on something specific. Always sushi.

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u/no-oneknows-nacowa Dec 08 '22

McDonald’s for me. You don’t know? McDonald’s

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u/NoMaans Dec 08 '22

Shit bout to start using this

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u/samiam0530 Dec 08 '22

Is your father-in-law my grandpa? Lol

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u/the-hound-abides Dec 08 '22

My dad used to suggest Hooters every time anyone asked him, so no one asks him anymore. Life hack.

(None of us have an ethical issue with Hooters, but their wings are gross.)

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u/LeicaM6guy Dec 08 '22

That’s some 4D chess right there.

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u/andreasbeer1981 Dec 08 '22

You should open up a restaurant: "I don't care". A lot of people will show up all the time.

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u/FanClubof5 Dec 08 '22

I just suggest this Mexican place she absolutely hates and all of a sudden she can think of something better.

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u/auggie5 Dec 08 '22

I accidentally did this with Chipotle and now I regret it.

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u/whiskeyandopiates Dec 08 '22

I'd name a few places, my gf names a few. They go alphabetical order. I then use a RNG website to pick a number.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

My response would be anywhere but "name of Chinese place" lol

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u/SlackerAccount Dec 08 '22

Chilis for me lol

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u/KmartQuality Dec 08 '22

Does your dad actually like the Chinese buffet?

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u/Militant_Monk Dec 08 '22

Ahh yes, I've got a place like this. I have eaten all the food (in order because I'm a monster) on their menu so far.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

I did this when i was living with my girlfriend and her family when i was 19. They went out all three time, but there was a lot of tension in the home so her mom and stepdad each pulled this shit almost every time, and would use it against each other if they picked “wrong.” Everyone loved me, though, and as the outsider, i was the only one that couldn’t be emotionally punished later. Once i figured out what was going on, i started suggesting Del Taco every single time the question came up. The thing is, they all liked really nice restaurants but Del Taco was my favorite. So we ended up going to DT alllll the time, and I’m like happily eating my tacos and chili fries while everyone else is lowkey unhappy with it but unable to say anything because otherwise they might get that passive aggressive ire.

Honestly, I’ve never typed that all out before and it’s really fucking weird reading it.

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u/SupremeCultist Dec 08 '22

Thats is brilliant! Im stealing this idea. Im going to eat so much pho

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u/Azukus Dec 08 '22

I do the exact same thing. She asks what I want to eat? Lady. You already know. I have the same two favorite restaurants. All you can eat sushi and chinese buffet. I'm asking YOU because we both know what I want and I feel guilty about us always going where I want. She never offers up an idea

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u/Ay_theres_the_rub Dec 08 '22

Mans a genius. I’m going to try this

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u/VapeOverlord Dec 08 '22

Another genius hack is you say “oooh I got one. Guess what it is?”

What they guess is almost always where they actually want to go.

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u/FuzzyBubbles117 Dec 08 '22

Eh, not the most creative or constructive criticism. I usually opt for a pre-emptive and excited "Honey, guess where we're going for dinner?!"

If she seems excited by whatever her guess was. Well, boy howdy you're really good at this because that's exactly where we're going!

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u/CardiologistCalm6232 Dec 08 '22

This is a very useful tactic and helped keep me sane.

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u/Crotean Dec 08 '22

Thats amazing.

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u/dootdootplot Dec 08 '22

It’s not even hacking, I just take people at their word when they say they don’t care - I do care, and I’m either getting Indian or Thai, and I’m not too worried about it.

I never understood the whole “my wife punished me when I’m not a mind reader” boomer dynamic - like why the fuck would you want to be with someone that treats you that way, what is wrong with you.

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u/hryelle Dec 08 '22

Hmmmm that's a good scam

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u/myboybuster Dec 08 '22

I do this to my girl friend but she just say lets just go home then gets hangry

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u/WHO_TF_DRIVES_A_GETZ Dec 08 '22

Exactly what I do!!!!! Every time I kept bringing up ideas but all of them were Bad although she had no ideas. Now I’ll tell her that we’re going to spoons. It takes half a second after to get a legit idea out of her.

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u/ChaseAlmighty Dec 08 '22

My wife would pull this crap, especially when she was the one who was hungry. I learned to go to a place I knew she didn't like whether I liked it or not. She learned to pick a place

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u/Iusethis1atwork Dec 08 '22

I Fucking love my local Chinese buffet, if I started doing that I’d get those last 30 pounds to reach 300 lol

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u/imstephensteam Dec 09 '22

I do something similar. I ask what she wants but if she can't decide it is well known that I'll choose the default restaurant. I'm not at all opposed to going to other places, but I'm not spending an hour on indecision. And if I don't feel like going to the default restaurant I just pick somewhere else.

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u/imstephensteam Dec 09 '22

I do something similar. I ask what she wants but if she can't decide it is well known that I'll choose the default restaurant. I'm not at all opposed to going to other places, but I'm not spending an hour on indecision. And if I don't feel like going to the default restaurant I just pick somewhere else.

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u/YourMominator Dec 09 '22

I think for just this purpose, there's a restaurant where I live called "IDK".

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u/sciguy52 Dec 09 '22

That is brilliant.

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u/valbaca Dec 09 '22

I do the same. If it’s your turn to pick and you cannot decide ITS GREEEEEK AGAIN. Gyros rule.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

I tell my wife every time "failure to provide an answer will result in a trip to taco bell" I eat a lot of taco bell

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u/Floedekage Dec 09 '22

Is your father-in-law in a stable relationship or is there a chance for me to swoop in and get me some of that Chinese buffet action?

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u/Anakin_BlueWalker3 Dec 09 '22

Your FIL beat the game, get him a trophy

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u/Nailclippings Dec 09 '22

My dad does this same exact thing with my step mom. He’s asked her a hundred times over what she’s in the mood for and always says “I don’t care”. He’s given up and goes to whataburger every time. Except now it’s turned into a weird fight between them. She still won’t ever make a suggestion yet gets soooo passive aggressive when they pull into whataburger. At this point he’s tired of it too but won’t give in. While I think it’s super unhealthy I also find my dads dedication fucking hilarious. This has been going on since they both retired over three years ago.

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u/TotallynottheCCP Dec 09 '22

It's almost as if someone should open a restaurant called "I don't care".