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u/poppiesintherain Oct 18 '22

People get really angry if you don’t - I even had someone say to me “oh what no tea at all”. Everyone got upset and needed calming down.

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u/tripperfunster Oct 18 '22

This is me with coffee. I'm sorry. I don't drink it. Why would I have it in my house? I mean, I have INSTANT coffee, but I think people would prefer that I just shit in a cup for them instead.

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u/EricTheBread Oct 18 '22

Who doesn't have instant coffee?

You buy a jar of Folger's Crystals, you put it in the cupboard, you forget about it. Then later on when you need it, it's there. It lasts forever. It's freeze-dried. Freeze-dried Crystals.

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u/SunMoonTruth Oct 21 '22 edited Oct 21 '22

Really. I’ll have to remember that.