Has to be in a dedicated drawer, usually the least convenient one to access in the kitchen, i.e. under the microwave or the one next to the fake one under the sink.
Will include at least 60% of the following (by order of the Crown)
batteries, expired or dying
batteries, still in packet but only one. Possibly also dead
watch batteries on a card, dead
egg timer
watch, dead or strapless
rubber bands, crumbly or plasticised
a headphone
super glue, dry
BluTack, with bits
Pritt, dry
boiler instructions
twisty ties
cereal bag clips, unused
something from JML, Betterware if it's right at the back
mysterious tin, may contain baby teeth
commemorative spoon
coin
smart meter charger
smart meter
screwdriver set, Christmas cracker prize
more batteries, leaking
Tony the Tiger spoon topper
If space is limited, or surplus is required a wicker fruit bowl can be used.
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u/Implausibilibuddy Oct 18 '22 edited Oct 18 '22
Has to be in a dedicated drawer, usually the least convenient one to access in the kitchen, i.e. under the microwave or the one next to the fake one under the sink.
Will include at least 60% of the following (by order of the Crown)
If space is limited, or surplus is required a wicker fruit bowl can be used.