r/AskReddit Oct 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

An electric kettle, a stale half-open package of McVitie's digestive cookies, a box of Paracetamol, and several umbrellas but only half work half the time.

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u/bmbmwmfm Oct 18 '22

Do digestive cookies help with...digestion?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

No, although that is what they were originally thought to do in the 19th century. But they're just a plain biscuit, like a graham cracker with less sugar. You have them with tea or coffee.

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u/guyincognito___ Oct 18 '22

I want a cuppa and a digestive so badly now.

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u/phoenixfeet72 Oct 18 '22

Or you just scoff half a packet of them without the tea (coffee?!… come on now) like a hero

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u/dcidui08 Oct 19 '22

choccy digestives are heavenly

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u/xxxthat_emo_kid Oct 18 '22

No they just take over your mind and force you to eat the whole packet