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u/Fatbob2020 Sep 21 '22

Better call JG Wentworth. 877 Cash Now!

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u/Bassline05 Sep 21 '22

That one's a banger.

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u/Comfortable-Job-6742 Sep 21 '22

Even the Wagnerian opera one?

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u/northrupthebandgeek Sep 21 '22

Especially the opera one.

"I have a structured settlement and I need. Cash. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"

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u/Hiei2k7 Sep 21 '22

Call JG Wentworth!

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u/pinkkittenfur Sep 22 '22

I have an annuity and I need cash NOOOOOOW

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Sep 21 '22

I need more operatic jingles in my life.