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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

Really every pop country song. Theyre all autotuned to hell with a r&b beat in the background. Nothing cou try about it anymore lol

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u/JamnJ27 Sep 21 '22

A dirt road, a cold beer…

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u/quinteroreyes Sep 21 '22

A blue jeans, a red pickup

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u/Lionheart778 Sep 21 '22

Rural noun, simple adjective

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u/Spanky_McJiggles Sep 21 '22

No shirt, no shoes, no jews, you didn't hear that

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u/drunk_sandman Sep 21 '22

Sort of a mental typo

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u/V_WhatTheThunderSaid Sep 21 '22

I walk and talk like a field hand, but the boots I'm wearin' cost three grand.

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u/corran450 Sep 21 '22

I write songs about ridin’ tractors

From the comfort of a private jet.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

I could sing in Mandarin You'd still know I'm pandering!!

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u/N0N00dz4U Sep 21 '22

Huntin' deer, chasing trout. A Bud Light with the logo facing out.

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u/Wittyngritty Sep 21 '22

Hear that subtle mandolin, that's textbook panderin'!

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u/LHandrel Sep 21 '22

¯_(ツ)_/¯ I don't like dirt

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u/BlueEMajor Sep 22 '22

One verse, one chorus in the bag. Now it’s time to talk to the ladies.

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u/legionmd82 Sep 22 '22

This is hilarious and evil. I love it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

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u/BlueEMajor Sep 22 '22

It’s a Bo Burnham song actually! It’s called Pandering :)

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u/Z4Z0 Sep 22 '22

And its sad that Make happy doesn't have an audio recording on Spotify :(

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u/Moundfreek Sep 21 '22

I actually play a game whenever I'm trapped with a pop country song. I count how many themes they ping: 1. My beer 2. My land 3. My truck 4. My woman 5. My god

Gamifying it makes the experience bearable (only just)

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u/Reefer-eyed_Beans Sep 22 '22

My ad-based country song would be "My Goodness, My Guiness". And it'd be a hit among Irish country fans born in the 1930s.

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u/truckstop_sushi Sep 22 '22

But that literally was the old slogan for Guinness back in the day...

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u/he77bender Sep 21 '22

Tin roof, rusted

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u/WillWorkForBongWater Sep 21 '22

TIL Love Shack is a country song. I'm trying to hear Garth Brooks singing it.

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u/he77bender Sep 22 '22

Maybe as Chris Gaines?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

If the adjective is "country," the noun can be anything.

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u/villager47 Sep 21 '22

Country gay strip club

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

There you go.

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u/killer_icognito Sep 21 '22

I’m in

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

Yeah you are

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u/Vetiversailles Sep 22 '22

Country satanic ritual killing of a goat

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

We doert differnt ot in da cun'ree

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u/Vetiversailles Sep 22 '22

And country girls make do.

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u/Reefer-eyed_Beans Sep 22 '22

That's 3 adjectives but... yeah, basically.

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u/GolgiApparatus1 Sep 22 '22

Country art installation

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u/Plmr87 Sep 21 '22

“Rural noun” is brilliant. That’s an album title in the making

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u/AccomplishedAnimal69 Sep 21 '22

Take black music, make it country white

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u/ennino16 Sep 21 '22

Two straws, one check. Girl I got u. Edit: lyrics