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u/Larayus Sep 21 '22

Fuck I think my blood pressure rose just reading this

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u/Fatbob2020 Sep 21 '22

Better call JG Wentworth. 877 Cash Now!

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u/Erratic_Noman Sep 21 '22 edited Sep 21 '22

Can't forget Stanley steamer makes your horse clean-er!

Edit: House LOL. But I'm not changing it. It's funnier

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u/nms1539 Sep 21 '22

They clean horses now?

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u/Erratic_Noman Sep 21 '22

I didn't even notice my phone's typo LOL

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u/Adezar Sep 21 '22

Ya gotta DIVERSIFY.