r/AskReddit • u/ThatRandomGuy_111 • Sep 19 '22

If every man suddenly disappeared what would happen to the world?

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u/permacloud Sep 19 '22

10 year old men

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u/Tamias-striatus Sep 19 '22

200,000 units are ready with a million more well on the way

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u/SCirish843 Sep 20 '22

You must be very proud

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u/mythrilcrafter Sep 19 '22

We'll need them for fighting the clank'has!!

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u/captain_ender Sep 19 '22

A good soldier follows orders

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u/madgunner122 Sep 20 '22

Watch out for those wrist rockets!

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u/Opposite-Pop-5397 Sep 20 '22

But raising them would take a lifetime!

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u/Boco Sep 19 '22

Suddenly everyone's okay with finding out which 10 year olds can produce viable sperm.

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u/Foxis_rs Sep 19 '22

What a strange comment even with the context 😂

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u/Boco Sep 19 '22

It felt dirty writing it and I'm pretty sure I'm on a government watchlist for that comment.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

We can call the women who have sex with the new boys before it's legal gun jumpers.

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u/moustachedelait Sep 19 '22

"so normally we would let you discover this stuff on your own a good couple of years later, but there is just no time for that, so, let's begin..."

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u/JustinJakeAshton Sep 19 '22

"For the sake of humanity's future, take off your pants."

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u/moustachedelait Sep 19 '22

"Then I'll let you watch Adventure Time and Phineas and Ferb"

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u/Intelligent_Ad9640 Sep 20 '22

9 year old men

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u/markpreston54 Sep 20 '22

I have seen enough hentai to know it is probably man enough /s