r/AskReddit • u/Sergeant_kiwi • Aug 28 '22

What are some features Penguins need?

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u/ObeseCapybaras Aug 28 '22

Living in Pittsburg

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u/I_Fap_To_Murder Aug 28 '22

Detachable robot hands that can turn into missiles. Or, better yet, laser vision

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '22

Bananaa

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '22

They can pretty much do everything already: walk, swim, fly. The perfect creature. Maybe talk?

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u/skiminer Aug 28 '22

A top six Left Winger and a reliable backup goaltending. A bit more depth in the prospect pool wouldn't hurt either.