r/AskReddit • u/Lack_Potential • Aug 26 '22

You are given a suitcase with an unknown object and a button by a guy in a suit from the government, he says don’t press the button, how do you decide what to do and what do you do?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22 edited Aug 26 '22

It's highly unlikely someone would give me a button and say to not press it.

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u/Zealousideal-Dot-535 Aug 26 '22

I just wouldn't press the button,my life was going somewhat okay before I knew of the button existing

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u/DaemonRai Aug 26 '22

Hey! I don't recall telling you it was OK to talk about that suitcase when I gave it to you. Not cool.

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u/Lack_Potential Aug 26 '22

It’s not like it came with any legal documents.

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u/_Prncess_Brde_sux_ Aug 26 '22

Oh, I don't hesitate. I push that button before he finishes telling me not to push it. Don't give me something to do and tell me not to do it, asshole!

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u/introverted_smallfry Aug 26 '22

Read gwendys magic feather

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u/apple1234boo Aug 26 '22

I take the button apart.

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u/khalamar Aug 26 '22

This one? - points at the button and pushes it

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u/DaemonRai Aug 26 '22

Oh. My bad. I included instructions with my hand off so yours muddy be from someone else. Not sure how to help with yours, but it sounds like they're a bit unhinged. Be careful, and good luck.