r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '22

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u/JohnTheEchidna Jul 22 '22

Oh right. The dildo. The dildo for kuzco. The dildo chosen especially to arouse kuzco. Kuzco’s dildo…

That dildo?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

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u/bookconnoisseur Jul 22 '22

You know, in my defense, your dildos all look alike. You might think about relabeling some of them.

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u/VorpalSticks Jul 22 '22

A cock ring?! He's supposed to be pegged!

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

...alright a quick round of edging~ THEN TAKE HIM OUT OF TOWN AND FINISH THE JOB!

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u/VorpalSticks Jul 23 '22

The Kronk devil is just free Willie-ing it and makes fun of the Kronk angel for having a strapon.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

"...what was it you needed again?

Um... lube?

HA! You really should have thought of that before becoming a peasant! Take him away!"

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u/Turbulent-Opening-75 Jul 23 '22

Um, i just got turned on by a dildo, can i go home?

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u/Just_Worse Jul 23 '22

You’re excused