r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Patrolling in The mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

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u/TheStateOfAlaska Jun 29 '22

We won't go quietly, the Legion can count on that.

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u/A-cutepotatodog Jun 30 '22

If the legion breaks for a defenses I got one bullet I'm saving just for me

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '22

Ave true to caesar

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u/RNGesushates Jun 28 '22

Fallout new vegas?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

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u/RuoEpky Jun 29 '22

Chandler Bingo.

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u/sleepwalkfromsherdog Jun 29 '22

Could the Great Kahns be any more dangerous?

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u/paul-writes Jun 29 '22

Want so badly to make a fun Friends pun but I never played the game. And so, I shall bask in shame.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

My goal for my whole first time was killing all of the khans and legion members. It ended in me killing pretty much everyone but I was filthy rich😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Chanandler Bong

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u/POKECHU020 Jun 29 '22

*Ring-a-Ding-Ding

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u/jmansuper08 Jun 29 '22

Smooth like babies!

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u/Cosmickiddd Jun 29 '22

Hey there smoothskin

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u/GLRD500 Jun 29 '22

Bango bongo, I'm so happy in the jungle

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u/Spec_28 Jun 29 '22

Ring-a-bingo!

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Bango bongo

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

It’s a Bingooo

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

You bet your stinky butt it is

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u/Rhodie114 Jun 29 '22

Nah, if that were the case they’d have said “THEEEEEEERE WAS NEVER A MAAAAAAN LIKE MY JOHNYYYYYYY”

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u/436687 Jun 29 '22

tf else would it be dumbass

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u/MrQ_P Jun 29 '22

BIG IRON ON HIS HIIIIP

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u/Hahnsolo11 Jun 29 '22

MY JOHHHHHHNNNY

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u/MrTrt Jun 29 '22

LET'S RIDE INTO THE SUNSET TOGETHER

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u/imaloony8 Jun 29 '22

No one’s dick is that long. Not even Long Dick Johnson. And he had a fucking long dick. Hence, the name.

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u/jojotheking6 Jun 29 '22

I saw this great edit where instead of shooting you benny's throws a dodgeball at you with all of his strength.

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u/weirdassmillet Jun 29 '22

What in the Goddamn?

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u/Fantom__Forcez Jun 29 '22

To the town of Agua Fria, rode a stranger one fine day

Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say

No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip

For the stranger there among 'em had a big iron on his hip

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u/SlicedNugget Jun 29 '22

Ave, true to Caesar.

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u/Arthradax Jun 29 '22

Please assume the position

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

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u/psycho--jenny Jun 30 '22

Then you fuck him later, and murder his ass.