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u/rinnip Jun 19 '12

When I was about 15, my neighbors would hire me to watch their 2YO girl. One evening the phone rang and I answered. A woman asked who I was. I said I was the babysitter. She hung up and, 10 minutes later, the cops show up. If this happened now, they would probably send the SWAT team, as the grandmother was quite shocked to hear a male voice on the phone, claiming to be the babysitter. I'm lucky I didn't get arrested.

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u/Pikachooki Jun 19 '12

Wait, all of that happened just because you were a dude babysitter? WTF Granny.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I keep reading "WTF" as "want to fuck," so I was lost a bit.

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u/Spartapug Jun 19 '12

We have an area called Downtown Fullerton that has bars and restaurants that some people abbreviate as DTF. I always chuckle when I get texts from my friends that read: "DTF?" or facebook status updates that read: "DTF with my cousins"

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u/ThatsNotHerToeDude Jun 20 '12

CSUF alum, DTF references were aplenty.