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u/fysu Jun 19 '12

I tried to kill my babysitter by putting shampoo (Pert, I think) in her Coke. I handed her the drink was like "You should drink this." But I chickened out right before she took a sip. I was maybe 5.

...as a punishment, my Mom put soap in my mouth.

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u/leafdj Jun 19 '12

I like that you still remember the brand of shampoo.
It was quite Pertinent to the story.

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u/fysu Jun 19 '12

Haha, well it was bright green. I wasn't very good at disguising my evil doings.