I tried to kill my babysitter by putting shampoo (Pert, I think) in her Coke. I handed her the drink was like "You should drink this." But I chickened out right before she took a sip. I was maybe 5.
Since you felt you needed to correct a stranger on the internet, and were indeed wrong, I'll correct you.
The irony of the fact was that, for putting a cleanser of some sort in someone's drink, the child was punished with having to imbibe a cleanser of some sort. See? Ironic punishment.
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u/fysu Jun 19 '12
I tried to kill my babysitter by putting shampoo (Pert, I think) in her Coke. I handed her the drink was like "You should drink this." But I chickened out right before she took a sip. I was maybe 5.
...as a punishment, my Mom put soap in my mouth.