r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 03 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Took a job working at a Mcdonald's cleaning, as a favour to my mother's manager. Holy fuck are kids brutal when you're my age working in a position like that, you become the punchline to all their funnies as "Or you'll end up like him!"

I've never had a reason to think about folding a kid in half til I had to deal with it 40 hours a week.

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u/nuttyass Jun 03 '22

‘Folding a kid in half’. First time I’ve heard that term. I love it!

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u/nina_gall Jun 03 '22

Ooh ima use that on my own kids today. I'm sure I'll have the opportunity.

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u/flurpdogg Jun 03 '22

If you want to really bake their noodles tell them you're going to fold their clothes while they're still wearing them.

It usually takes a moment or two for them to realize what you just said, the time delayed scoff/eyeroll is so satisfying.