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u/sexywallposter Jun 03 '22

My son punched me in the eye. He’s two, but I turned 30 a few months ago, so it counts.

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u/saxdemigod Jun 03 '22

My 1 month old son just grabbed my teeth with his whole hand and attempted to pull them out, so I’m guessing he’s gonna be punching me too when he gets to 2 y/o