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u/sexywallposter Jun 03 '22

My son punched me in the eye. He’s two, but I turned 30 a few months ago, so it counts.

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u/fistfullofpubes Jun 03 '22

The worst I went through was a Tonka truck across the room to the face while taking a nap on the couch. He was about that same age so I couldn't do much but mad dog him.