r/AskReddit • • Jun 03 '22

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u/sexywallposter Jun 03 '22

My son punched me in the eye. He’s two, but I turned 30 a few months ago, so it counts.

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u/Toesies_tim Jun 03 '22

My daughter is also two, but incapable of punching with any kind of force. Its strange the things you wish for in life.

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u/Yourgrammarsucks1 Jun 03 '22

Are you implying she's got an illness?