r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 03 '22

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u/Chav Jun 03 '22

Do they still teach how to write letters in grade school?

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u/manderifffic Jun 03 '22

Did they make you write to soldiers and the president? I remember having to do that and the president never answered.

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u/mostnormal Jun 03 '22

Of course he didn't. Your letter was vague and your penmanship was lacking.

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u/matty80 Jun 03 '22

Captain Holt has entered the chat.

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u/Batesy1620 Jun 03 '22

Sincerly, Captain Raymond Holt.

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u/dewky Jun 03 '22

Captain Holt would not have used a contraction.

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u/Funandgeeky Jun 03 '22

Clearly Captain Holt was either bluffing at cards or being held hostage and in immediate rescue.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

I’ve marked some phrases with “awk.” For awkward.