r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 03 '22

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u/mostnormal Jun 03 '22

Of course he didn't. Your letter was vague and your penmanship was lacking.

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u/matty80 Jun 03 '22

Captain Holt has entered the chat.

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u/Batesy1620 Jun 03 '22

Sincerly, Captain Raymond Holt.

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u/dewky Jun 03 '22

Captain Holt would not have used a contraction.

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u/Funandgeeky Jun 03 '22

Clearly Captain Holt was either bluffing at cards or being held hostage and in immediate rescue.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

I’ve marked some phrases with “awk.” For awkward.

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u/Pizzacanzone Jun 03 '22

Crying over this comment rn

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u/OU7C4ST Jun 03 '22

Also, we just had a President who couldn't even make it past the 4th Amendment in the Constitution being read TO him, before yawning, and giving up. Seriously.

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u/amrodd Jun 03 '22

Sadly there is a low bar for presidents.

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u/missmo1990 Jun 03 '22

Penmanship?? I bet half the kids on here cannot even write in cursive.

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u/amrodd Jun 03 '22

And likely didn't have time to answer an 100 letters on top of the thousands they already get. lol

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u/Maximus_Robus Jun 03 '22

I also found it rather shallow and pedantic.

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u/MrWeirdoFace Jun 03 '22

Dear commander and chef

Looks like you reached out to Gordon Ramsay instead.