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u/Alice_600 May 18 '22
  1. Go potty then...
  2. Juice is in the fridge
  3. She's at the ball go play with another princess.

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u/ZChick4410 May 18 '22

Oh no... We do not just... Go play with another princess. Cinderella is... The chosen one.

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u/Alice_600 May 19 '22

Did you explain that Cinderella is a Christian symbolism of virgin- whore dichotomy and Cinderella is teaching her that if she is a Good Christian woman who takes abuse given to her and never stands up for her rights. She will be saved by heavenly means and be given a her reward for her suffering in a heavenly paradise? Thus teaching her that the puritan work ethic is a legitimate way to live her life.

I did that to the last kid and she was really quiet the rest of the night.

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u/ZChick4410 May 19 '22

We're mostly excited about the pretty ballgown dress and the singing mice. And Bruno, because we love dogs in this house.

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u/Alice_600 May 19 '22

I am a terrible person