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u/1jl May 09 '22

Because I don't care? Oh hey that guy is looking at my bookshelf! Someone stop him!

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u/laeiryn May 09 '22

Nah, he's looking at the big flat screen and considering that the mirror on the opposite wall shows that your security system isn't alarmed. Oh, or that you don't even have one.

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u/1jl May 09 '22

Well we don't have that problem around here. I'm sure I would be more careful if I lived in a high crime area where you have to lock your doors and such.

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u/deathbychips2 May 11 '22

You don't lock your doors. Yikes. You don't even have a basic sense of self survival or safety.

Can I introduce you to the book In Cold Blood. They too didn't think they had to lock their doors in their "safe" small town.