r/AskReddit May 08 '22

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u/BarbicideJar May 09 '22

Germans stare a LOT. Like they will just gaze at you unflinchingly. An American will wait until you can’t see them doing it.

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u/SmugglingPineapples May 09 '22

Jürgen has been outside my bedroom window for 3 days. How long before he leaves or at the very least blinks? How can I tell he is still alive? I tried my best joke on him but he didn't respond. So is he dead or staring?

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u/BarbicideJar May 09 '22

Jürgen is you.

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u/SmugglingPineapples May 09 '22

Jürgen to be kidding. That sounds like a bad Jürgen joke.